monolinguist 

Well. If you speak three languages, this means you are a trilinguist. If you speak two languages, this means that you are trilinguist. But if you are a monolonguist; that's to say, if you speak one and only one language, this means that you are AMERICAN!

Ahmad, an Arab guy speaks only Arabic.He is a monolinguist. So, he is an American! hehe

monolinguist by Iyad Abdelrahman March 9, 2008

conolinguistics 

the art of conolingus (aka oral performed on females)

Nik:Bob and Beth have been hanging out in each others' romms a lot.
Tina:Well, yes, Bob's quite fluent in conolinguistics.

conolinguistics by Jkope November 16, 2010

Monolingus 

n. Sex act with a female partner in which you push her legs up to her shoulders and lick her all the way from anus to clitoris nonstop. Incidental penetration allowed.

I held her thighs against her belly as I performed monolingus on her, all the way 'round.

Monolingus by saint_adventure October 2, 2014

tonolinguistics 

the study of tone languages such as Chinese, Somali and Bantu.

Tonolinguistics is a difficult genre of linguistics, I presume.

tonolinguistics by uttam maharjan December 12, 2010