monknut
This is the hybrid of the two words monkey and peanut. Its an affectionate term used to address or take the piss out of a good friend. The old saying goes "u pay peanuts, u get monkeys".
Alright monknut?
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Mononut
@GertrudeKachow has a mononut, the other one is in a jar.
His mononut is made of steel and is only attached by strings
His mononut is made of steel and is only attached by strings
Mononut by LilMononut July 12, 2022
monkynuts
monkynuts by killerbad91 December 12, 2012
munknut
{Improper English (ie. slang) for "monkey-nut".}
An attempt to fix or make reparations to an (1)object or (2)situation to which one is completely unskilled or incompetent.
An attempt to fix or make reparations to an (1)object or (2)situation to which one is completely unskilled or incompetent.
(1)"Earl, don't munknut with that thang or yule blow us all ta hael!"
(2) "Don't go complicate things munknut'in in her business."
(2) "Don't go complicate things munknut'in in her business."
munknut by Neon_Razor July 3, 2003
mooknut
Pretty much just a scram-a-jangle if a yankebee met a fandangler and they.. you know.. exchanged gooblesnatches. Said individual also probably has a dongulator 5000 deficiency and should be handled with caution.
Vinnie: Hey, did you hear? Josh just started working at Disney World as a real-life mickey mouse!
Caleb: Wow what a mooknut.
Caleb: Dude Josh just posted a picture of himself wearing only a sock puppet and a pinwheel hat..
Vinnie: Eh, not surprising.
Elias: Seriously though.. Josh is such a mooknut.
Caleb: Wow what a mooknut.
Caleb: Dude Josh just posted a picture of himself wearing only a sock puppet and a pinwheel hat..
Vinnie: Eh, not surprising.
Elias: Seriously though.. Josh is such a mooknut.
mooknut by Papa Banger Slanger May 18, 2017
mooknut
Pretty much just a scram-a-jangle if a yankebee met a fandangler and they.. you know.. exchanged gooblesnatches. Said individual also probably has a serious dongulator 5000 deficiency and should be handled with caution.
Vinnie: Hey, did you hear? Josh just started working at Disney World as a real-life mickey mouse.
Caleb: Wow.. What a mooknut.
Caleb: Dude check this out, Josh just posted a picture of himself wearing ONLY a sock puppet and pinwheel hat!
Vinnie: And this surprises you?
Elias: Seriously though... Josh is such a mooknut.
Caleb: Wow.. What a mooknut.
Caleb: Dude check this out, Josh just posted a picture of himself wearing ONLY a sock puppet and pinwheel hat!
Vinnie: And this surprises you?
Elias: Seriously though... Josh is such a mooknut.
mooknut by Papa Banger Slanger May 18, 2017
monkynuts
An punk ass bigger who probably claims that he and his race are superior,yet wines about how the "honkeys" keep him down( which one is it superioror oppressed?),probably lives in a shit neighborhood where the stores have bars on any openings ie. Doors windows register not to mention the general filth lining the streets and rampant crime yet for whatever reason ( I believe it's due to stupidity) believes that his people should be in charge of this country... despite the obvious fact they can't even manage a fucking McDonald's for further proof see Africa or Jamaica or.....? Wait come to think about it they are only found places where they hitched a ride with the white man because despite the shit that's always being said about how advanced they are Africa is just now getting electricity witch I'm sure they will fuck up too
monkynuts by Weaintplayedcowboysandnigs November 6, 2021
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