Definitions by Raydon

monknut 

This is the hybrid of the two words monkey and peanut. Its an affectionate term used to address or take the piss out of a good friend. The old saying goes "u pay peanuts, u get monkeys".

Alright monknut?

monknut by Raydon February 23, 2004

chief plank 

If someone is a plank then they're a bit slow or dense at the best of times; not the sharpest tool in the shed as the saying goes. If they r a chief plank then thats the next level of stupidity.

That bloke is the chief of all planks, what is he like?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!

chief plank by Raydon February 23, 2004

fuckhead 

A fuck head is someone who is perennially fucked up on class A drugs either at raves, squats or at home.

NB. For all u yanks out there; we have drug classification over in the UK - class A drugs r the worst ones - Coke, E's, Ketamine, Acid etc, etc.

Look at those gurning fuckheads mash up their brains - fuckin monkeys!

fuckhead by Raydon February 20, 2004

fuck head 

A fuck head is someone who is perennially fucked up on class A drugs either at raves, squats or at home.

NB. For all u yanks out there; we have drug classification over in the UK - class A drugs r the worst ones - Coke, E's, Ketamine, Acid etc, etc.

Look at those gurning fuckheads mash up their brains - fuckin monkeys!

fuck head by Raydon February 6, 2004

mingstain 

1. In the throws of passion with a young lady, if one has performed sufficiently then they would notice two characteristics; firstly an epileptic fit like attack, then secondly a vaginal secretion. This secretion makes a crusty stain on the bed - hence the phrase 'mingstain'.
2. A smelly bastard.

"Look at that dirty mingstain u left on my sheets love, now get down them stairs and wash em u slag!" (Obviously a slightly harsh reaction putting the young lady under duress after her overwhelming experience)
"You fkn mingstain"

mingstain by Raydon December 23, 2003