Mononut

one who has a singular testicle

@GertrudeKachow has a mononut, the other one is in a jar.
His mononut is made of steel and is only attached by strings

by LilMononut July 12, 2022

mononuclefauxsis

The fake version of mononucleosis; it is used by its purported victims to gain sympathy and a socially acceptable boycott to physical activity for the duration of a normal case of mono.

Leland stopped training for the race when he contracted mono, but I think he's wimping out with a case of mononuclefauxsis.

by DioBo September 1, 2007

mononucleosis

disease that can be passed on. also called the kissing disease. basicaly, kiss someone with this and you're so f*ckin screwed.

dude1:you kissed her?!
BF: so what?
dude3:she has that mononucleosis thingy
dude2:you are so screwed.
BF:crap.

by Diamond Ice May 25, 2006

monknut

This is the hybrid of the two words monkey and peanut. Its an affectionate term used to address or take the piss out of a good friend. The old saying goes "u pay peanuts, u get monkeys".

Alright monknut?

by Raydon February 23, 2004

Moononut

(Adj.) A coconut that is a moon but also a moon that is a coconut

Have you seen my moononut laying around anywhere?

by The Simple Truth April 22, 2017

mononucleosis

a viral insult, usually calling someone a douche bag, or tool. (commonly used with the suffixes -neck ass, -boot ass, and -face ass, etc.

Boy.!! im bout to cook yo mononucleosis head ass.!!! BOY.!!!

by The REAL Ceasar's Palace December 8, 2010

Monoautonourishment

The act of eating one handed whilst driving a motor vehicle. Be it car, bike or otherwise.

'Terrance, I was really struggling on the long drive down here but then remembered I had a sandwich in the glove compartment, so I then commenced monoautonourishment'
'Good work Reginald'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018