Mononut

one who has a singular testicle

@GertrudeKachow has a mononut, the other one is in a jar.
His mononut is made of steel and is only attached by strings

Mononut by LilMononut July 12, 2022

mononuclefauxsis 

The fake version of mononucleosis; it is used by its purported victims to gain sympathy and a socially acceptable boycott to physical activity for the duration of a normal case of mono.

Leland stopped training for the race when he contracted mono, but I think he's wimping out with a case of mononuclefauxsis.

mononuclefauxsis by DioBo September 1, 2007

mononucleosis 

disease that can be passed on. also called the kissing disease. basicaly, kiss someone with this and you're so f*ckin screwed.

dude1:you kissed her?!
BF: so what?
dude3:she has that mononucleosis thingy
dude2:you are so screwed.
BF:crap.

mononucleosis by Diamond Ice May 25, 2006

monknut 

This is the hybrid of the two words monkey and peanut. Its an affectionate term used to address or take the piss out of a good friend. The old saying goes "u pay peanuts, u get monkeys".

Alright monknut?

monknut by Raydon February 23, 2004

Moononut

(Adj.) A coconut that is a moon but also a moon that is a coconut

Have you seen my moononut laying around anywhere?

Moononut by The Simple Truth April 22, 2017

mononucleosis 

a viral insult, usually calling someone a douche bag, or tool. (commonly used with the suffixes -neck ass, -boot ass, and -face ass, etc.

Boy.!! im bout to cook yo mononucleosis head ass.!!! BOY.!!!

mononucleosis by The REAL Ceasar's Palace December 8, 2010

Monoautonourishment

The act of eating one handed whilst driving a motor vehicle. Be it car, bike or otherwise.

'Terrance, I was really struggling on the long drive down here but then remembered I had a sandwich in the glove compartment, so I then commenced monoautonourishment'
'Good work Reginald'

Monoautonourishment by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018