The fake version of mononucleosis; it is used by its purported victims to gain sympathy and a socially acceptable boycott to physical activity for the duration of a normal case of mono.

Leland stopped training for the race when he contracted mono, but I think he's wimping out with a case of mononuclefauxsis.

mononuclefauxsis by DioBo September 1, 2007

Related Words

Mononut • mononucleosis • monknut • Monoautonourishment • mononuclefauxsis • Moononut

mononucleosis

disease that can be passed on. also called the kissing disease. basicaly, kiss someone with this and you're so f*ckin screwed.

dude1:you kissed her?!
BF: so what?
dude3:she has that mononucleosis thingy
dude2:you are so screwed.
BF:crap.

mononucleosis by Diamond Ice May 25, 2006

monknut

This is the hybrid of the two words monkey and peanut. Its an affectionate term used to address or take the piss out of a good friend. The old saying goes "u pay peanuts, u get monkeys".

Alright monknut?

monknut by Raydon February 23, 2004

Moononut

(Adj.) A coconut that is a moon but also a moon that is a coconut

Have you seen my moononut laying around anywhere?

Moononut by The Simple Truth April 22, 2017

mononucleosis

a viral insult, usually calling someone a douche bag, or tool. (commonly used with the suffixes -neck ass, -boot ass, and -face ass, etc.

Boy.!! im bout to cook yo mononucleosis head ass.!!! BOY.!!!

mononucleosis by The REAL Ceasar's Palace December 8, 2010

Monoautonourishment

The act of eating one handed whilst driving a motor vehicle. Be it car, bike or otherwise.

'Terrance, I was really struggling on the long drive down here but then remembered I had a sandwich in the glove compartment, so I then commenced monoautonourishment'
'Good work Reginald'

Monoautonourishment by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026