maintainer

The kind of guy who expresses great interest, flirts, dishes out sexual innuendo, but never actually follows through in getting to know a girl. Maintains just enough contact that she doesn't forget who he is.

"Hey, I heard from that gym guy today."
"The one you had that one drink with six weeks ago??"
"Yeah, he texted me!"
"Did he ask you out?"
"No, but he asked me if I was watching the game tonight."
"Did he invite you to watch it with him?"
" . . . . No?"
"Girl, block his number. He's never gonna follow through. He's just a maintainer."

by nikonjunkie August 31, 2013

maintaining

keeping your cool no matter what happens. used in keeping a certain way about you.

"maintaining rock-on status"

by filter January 25, 2005

maintain

To keep your composure even in the most adverse and drunken circumstance.

Dude I need to maintain or I won't make it to the next bar.

by dannyfoskey February 7, 2003

Maintainer

A highly skilled Airman charged with the task of fixing what a pilot does to a perfectly good aircraft.

That maintainers gonna be pissed when we bring this plane back in.

by J.Z. 1 June 3, 2009

maintaining

1. (v.) to be of sound mind; to have a situation under control.

"All of my bills are overdue, but I'm maintaining."

by Tak October 8, 2001

maintain

v. to successfully keep up with the psychological and physical demands of a drug habit, but to do no more than that.

"how you doing?"

"maintaining, I guess"

by porkupine April 4, 2010

Maintain

To trim and/or shave one's pubic hair.

Jane had a date with Timmy on Friday night; on Thursday, she took a long, hot shower and maintained what had become her forested guntal area.

by Ronald V. Mexico July 24, 2008