monkeyschlong 

An exceptionally long and hairy(like your mother), usually found on a god of a higher being.

"Fortnite Galactus has an gargantuan monkeyschlong"

monkeyschlong by monkeyschlongdaddylong December 2, 2020

donkeyschlong 

Male gentlemen walking around with a large package in there pants, otherwise referred to as a guy with a third leg. The reference of donkey being of(Kong)decendent and retaining the physical resemblance of a donkey sized cock

Wow that guy must be carrying a donkeyschlong in his pants.

donkeyschlong by Peter dieter February 20, 2019