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monkeyswitch 

An extremly beautiful and georgous girl
Guy1: "Damn, did you see that MonkeySwitch? She is FOINE!"

Guy2: "Man, maybe I should give her some money so she'll talk to me"

Guy1: "I already have"

Guy2: "Well I'll just give her more than you."
monkeyswitch by cms November 11, 2004

monkeypatching 

changing code at runtime without modifying the original source code, typically motivated by the intent to patch a bug in 3rd party code or workaround a feature
dude this maintainer sucks. im monkeypatching everying myself
monkeypatching by ナニカ August 28, 2023

monkeysotch 

A term coined by Flint, Michigan auto workers when a task, problem, or situation could not be fixed, understood, or comprehended.
Well, that’s monkeysotch. We are moving on.

monkey snatch

A vulgar phrase that refers to someone acting like a complete asshat. Their actions remind you of the putridness of a hot wet simian vagina.
You are a complete and total monkey snatch, asshole.

Man, Frank was acting like a monkey snatch last night.
monkey snatch by SWSTX September 28, 2005
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026