monkeysnatch 

anyone that tries to grab your ass when you are in a limo

"Get the fuck in the back of the limo or I am going to bash your head into the sidewalk, you monkeysnatch."

monkeysnatch by Erik "I am one" Kalmus November 8, 2005

monkeyswitch 

An extremly beautiful and georgous girl

Guy1: "Damn, did you see that MonkeySwitch? She is FOINE!"

Guy2: "Man, maybe I should give her some money so she'll talk to me"

Guy1: "I already have"

Guy2: "Well I'll just give her more than you."

monkeyswitch by cms November 11, 2004

monkeypatching 

changing code at runtime without modifying the original source code, typically motivated by the intent to patch a bug in 3rd party code or workaround a feature

dude this maintainer sucks. im monkeypatching everying myself

monkeypatching by ナニカ August 28, 2023

monkeysotch 

A term coined by Flint, Michigan auto workers when a task, problem, or situation could not be fixed, understood, or comprehended.

Well, that’s monkeysotch. We are moving on.

monkeysotch by Steelheaddefinitions July 4, 2020

monkey snatch

A vulgar phrase that refers to someone acting like a complete asshat. Their actions remind you of the putridness of a hot wet simian vagina.

You are a complete and total monkey snatch, asshole.

Man, Frank was acting like a monkey snatch last night.

monkey snatch by SWSTX September 28, 2005