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monkeycrack 

When something is (or someone is acting) SO incredibly bizarre or abnormal that describing it as "being on crack" just isn't enough, it's said to be on monkeycrack. It usually has a very VERY high WTF? factor, and that is actually often the first reaction. The conclusion is monkeycrack must be cause.
I love Miike movies! Vistor Q was on serious crack but Happiness of the Katakuris was on monkeycrack something fierce!!
monkeycrack by Lady Joker December 13, 2008
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Monkeyprank 

To send someone random images of monkeys until they respond
j: B, why are you sending me tons of images of monkeys?
M: He’s trying to monkeyprank you
J: What does that mean??
L: To send random images of monkeys until they respond
J: Oh gosh
Monkeyprank by Ace the simp May 4, 2023

monkeyback

Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.
get this monkey off my back.
Stop being monkeyback. Stop annoying me all day.
monkeyback by karteler July 19, 2014

monkey crack

Man, that shit tastes likes formaldehyde.

Yeah, it's fucking monkey crack. Gross.
monkey crack by Johnny Nitro September 19, 2006

Moneycracy 

This is the era of the moneycracy, where everybody is looking to get money leaving knowledge, culture, kindness, etc. on the side, nothing is more important than money.
Nobody cares about democracy anymore, this is the moneycracy era.
Moneycracy by rcjerez June 4, 2016

Monkeyspackflaps 

Derived from several individual words. Commonly used when there is not enough time to say all 3 words individually, so have to say them quickly and together.
Stop touching me, Monkeyspackflap!!!
Monkeyspackflaps by Keith October 12, 2004

Monkeysmack 

A dangerous anti-government activist. He distrusts the public library.
WATCH OUT MONKEYSMACK HAS A SHOVEL!
Monkeysmack by mercster December 18, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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