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monkeycrack 

When something is (or someone is acting) SO incredibly bizarre or abnormal that describing it as "being on crack" just isn't enough, it's said to be on monkeycrack. It usually has a very VERY high WTF? factor, and that is actually often the first reaction. The conclusion is monkeycrack must be cause.
I love Miike movies! Vistor Q was on serious crack but Happiness of the Katakuris was on monkeycrack something fierce!!
monkeycrack by Lady Joker December 13, 2008
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Monkeyprank 

To send someone random images of monkeys until they respond
j: B, why are you sending me tons of images of monkeys?
M: He’s trying to monkeyprank you
J: What does that mean??
L: To send random images of monkeys until they respond
J: Oh gosh
Monkeyprank by Ace the simp May 4, 2023

monkeyback

Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.
get this monkey off my back.
Stop being monkeyback. Stop annoying me all day.
monkeyback by karteler July 19, 2014

monkey crack

Man, that shit tastes likes formaldehyde.

Yeah, it's fucking monkey crack. Gross.
monkey crack by Johnny Nitro September 19, 2006

Moneycracy 

This is the era of the moneycracy, where everybody is looking to get money leaving knowledge, culture, kindness, etc. on the side, nothing is more important than money.
Nobody cares about democracy anymore, this is the moneycracy era.
Moneycracy by rcjerez June 4, 2016

Monkeyspackflaps 

Derived from several individual words. Commonly used when there is not enough time to say all 3 words individually, so have to say them quickly and together.
Stop touching me, Monkeyspackflap!!!
Monkeyspackflaps by Keith October 12, 2004

Monkeysmack 

A dangerous anti-government activist. He distrusts the public library.
WATCH OUT MONKEYSMACK HAS A SHOVEL!
Monkeysmack by mercster December 18, 2020