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monkeyback

Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.
get this monkey off my back.
Stop being monkeyback. Stop annoying me all day.
monkeyback by karteler July 19, 2014

monkeyspank 

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.
"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"
monkeyspank by dilary huff October 5, 2007

moneymacker 

n. - someone who macks with his money - to get more money, women, power, cars etc.
Yoyo check out that Timothy Wong is such a moneymacker, with his bling bling and diamond rings, caviar chicken wings macking on girls named Lings.
moneymacker by K-Tsizzle July 31, 2005

Monkeyshanked 

To be stabbed in such a way as to cause the victim to never walk fully upright again
Man, she monkeyshanked him so bad, he walks like an extra in planet of the apes!
Monkeyshanked by User_Name2 July 5, 2011

monkeyspank 

One who spanks their monkey.
Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!
monkeyspank by stubs June 29, 2003

moneyslack 

A combination of the two words "money" and "slack"
This weeks paycheck is going to be moneyslack.

I possess the magic powers of moneyslack.
moneyslack by Doktor Agon Fly January 22, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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