99 definitions by Keith

get a short

To take a drag off of someone elses cigarette

Yo man let me get a short off that nailnail dude

by Keith August 9, 2003

banana hammock

Men's bikini underwear

"I think I'll wear a banana hammock instead of boxers today."

by Keith November 30, 2003

New Jersey

Place where everything is better than where your from. For example, weed. It also doesnt smell, and not everyone likes emo, because emo is gay. Home of the malls, playah

Me: you ever been to new jersey?
person: hell no i heard it smells like shit, and the people have a gay accent
Me :: pulls out 9 ::

by Keith December 2, 2003

100 peso's

a spanish mans penis

Would you like to see my 100 peso's?

by Keith October 11, 2003

Wheelin

Actually driving your SUV in the environment it was designed for: OFF-FUCKING-ROAD!!! Like those of us who bought our Jeep Wranglers to---oh-my-god--- go four-wheeling!!! Unlike the metrosexual wannabe dickheads that think offroading is what they do in mall parking lots with speedbumps.

Buddy #1: "Watcha doin' later?
Buddy #2: "Thought I'd go 'wheelin' up the canyon for the day..."
Buddy #1: "Cool...gonna take the Renegade or the Quads?"
Buddy #2: "Gonna take 'em all"!!!

by Keith November 30, 2003

itchied

the past tense of itch

bumblebee: it was caused i itchied

by Keith June 14, 2004

woah snaps

The white man's way to say "oh snap".

White man: Woah snaps.
Black man: Cracka you di'int just. *face shoot*

by Keith March 30, 2004