Keith's definitions

D12

The Dirty Dozen...not because there are 12 people but because there are six people all with split personalities:

Eminem and Slim Shady
Proof and Derty Harry
Bizaare and Peter S. Bizaare
Mister Denaun Porter and Kon Artis
Swift and Swifty McVay
Rondell Beene and Kuniva

D12's CD, Devil's Night, is one of the funniest on the planet.

by Keith November 4, 2003

Flopanini

The act of slapping the penis against someone's forehead rapidly and repeatedly.

I'mma give you the best flopanini of your life.

by Keith April 21, 2003

BFE

Abbreviation for Bum Fuck, Egypt. Out in the fucking middle of nowhere.

We went to a party in the middle of BFE

by Keith March 16, 2003

get a short

To take a drag off of someone elses cigarette

Yo man let me get a short off that nailnail dude

by keith August 9, 2003

Hudson Falls

the biggest dirtbag town in the United States

I went to Hudson Falls as a religious virgin and came out as a dirty ho.

by keith January 17, 2004

ClintEastwoodBradfield

to be of the opinion that BenA is a complete and utter cock, one that thinks of BenA as a twat.

"Whats your opinion of BenA?"
"Oh I'm a bit CEB about him"
"me too"

by Keith December 2, 2003

Danza Slap

Whip our your cock and lash her across her face

I won a trip on the set of Who's the Boss. I asked Tony Danza for his autograph and almost instantaneously I felt a hot sweaty lighthouse whip across my face. I assume this was a Danza Slap

by Keith June 19, 2004