Keith's definitions

D12

The Dirty Dozen...not because there are 12 people but because there are six people all with split personalities:

Eminem and Slim Shady
Proof and Derty Harry
Bizaare and Peter S. Bizaare
Mister Denaun Porter and Kon Artis
Swift and Swifty McVay
Rondell Beene and Kuniva

D12's CD, Devil's Night, is one of the funniest on the planet.

by Keith November 4, 2003

dingis

what a retarded little brother calls his wang

it's my dingis

by keith March 27, 2003

esmereldas

Big bouncy breasts, usually on a voluptuous woman with nipples that point up and outward.

That chick is sporting some beautiful Esmereldas.

by Keith August 8, 2004

Monkeyspackflaps

Derived from several individual words. Commonly used when there is not enough time to say all 3 words individually, so have to say them quickly and together.

Stop touching me, Monkeyspackflap!!!

by Keith October 12, 2004

deadwood

One of the best TV series ever.

Last Sunday's episode of Deadwood was great

by Keith March 15, 2005

New Jersey

Place where everything is better than where your from. For example, weed. It also doesnt smell, and not everyone likes emo, because emo is gay. Home of the malls, playah

Me: you ever been to new jersey?
person: hell no i heard it smells like shit, and the people have a gay accent
Me :: pulls out 9 ::

by Keith December 1, 2003

teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

by Keith June 22, 2004