Keith's definitions

D12

The Dirty Dozen...not because there are 12 people but because there are six people all with split personalities:

Eminem and Slim Shady
Proof and Derty Harry
Bizaare and Peter S. Bizaare
Mister Denaun Porter and Kon Artis
Swift and Swifty McVay
Rondell Beene and Kuniva

D12's CD, Devil's Night, is one of the funniest on the planet.

by Keith November 4, 2003

nail

A cigarette

Yo man let me get one of those nails dude

by keith August 9, 2003

Blue Diaper

Noun. Of Halo 2 Origin. When one sticks another with a plasma grenade in the mid section. Variants are Blue Bandana and Blue Shoe.

When he tried to grab the flag I gave him a blue diaper and we won.

by Keith March 15, 2005

The Cum Bush

THe bush, reputedly close to the subway, that smells of Jizz

"Dudes, has anyone been past that bush by the subway that smells of Jizz?"

"Oh yeah the cum bush"

by Keith May 24, 2003

fit

In North Carolina Mountains its a fight between two men

Jethro and Rufus fit till neither could stand.

by Keith May 13, 2005

Butter Cup

The act of farting into one's "cupped" hand, then ushering the captured fart into an unsuspecting victims face, thus causing him to inhale your butt fumes. Optimal conditions occur when victims mouth is open.

John was doing his math homework when suddenly he was inhaling fart from the butter cup Tom had just unleashed on him.

by Keith January 16, 2003

zednic

A dirty ugly stupid gay ass mother fucking whore who should burn in hell and get there face cut off for being so damn ugly and gay and is a redneck straight from the trailor park.

J.J. is a zednic,
Look at that zednic rn

by Keith December 4, 2006