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Monecracy  

(pronounced mo-neh-kra-see) A government whose decisions are based entirely on monetary gain and increase of power instead of the welfare of its citizens or relations with other countries on the world stage.
The legacy of George W. Bush will be remembered more for being a Monecracy then a Democracy.
Monecracy by SirScreem January 9, 2009

Monetocracy 

1.) A form of government in which the political and sociological driving force is material wealth. It is easily characterized by the way with which monetary donations are able to lubricate political ascension. Prevalent during the lifetime of Martin Luther.
2.) An adjective describing an already established form of government.
3.) An absolutely fabricated term coming from the depraved mind of Professor John Ott.
1.)
Max--"The levels of simony that were prevalent during the reign of the 'Renaissance Popes’ is indicative of a highly intricate monetocracy which closely resembles that of Thailand in structure and form of rule!"
Craig--"You're a nerd..."

2.)
Max--"We really need to vote Nader in before we fully metamorphosize into a monetocratic republic!"
Craig--"We're not friends anymore."

3.)
Craig--"I'm pretty sure Ott just used his depraved mind to fabricate that word homey"
Max--"You're a douche..."
Monetocracy by C-Raig May 14, 2008

Monetocracy 

A political system in which the principle means of participation is monetary.

Political systems are defined by the means by which one can participate in them. Thus a system where the most important element of political participation is money, the system is a Monetocracy.
The United States has become a Democratic Monetocracy
Monetocracy by Ender Rex October 24, 2012

Moneyocracy 

Moneyocracy was a term coined in a song by D.L. (David Leonard) Richardson: Meaning that it is a government ruled by money. The amount of power and influence any given person has in such a government is determined by how much money and influence they have as a result of that money. Capitalism is a moneyocracy.
Line from the Moneyocracy song: "Moneyocracy, Moneyocracy, behind a cool disguise called Democracy"; We are fooled into thinking we live in a democracy but we really live in a moneyocracy. A Capitalistic society is really a moneyocracy, not a democracy.
Moneyocracy by Biggy_Foot September 10, 2010

Monocracy 

Government by a single person.

A Monocrat is one who favors Monocracy.
When you're in my house you abide by The House Rules... House Rule #1:I make all House Rules and can change them at any given time, without notice, reason or prior written consent. [Live by 'em or get the fout! It's Mary'Shui or the Highway...I'mQueen of Feverything... I rule this Monocracy!
Monocracy by MEM7 June 3, 2011

monkeycrack 

When something is (or someone is acting) SO incredibly bizarre or abnormal that describing it as "being on crack" just isn't enough, it's said to be on monkeycrack. It usually has a very VERY high WTF? factor, and that is actually often the first reaction. The conclusion is monkeycrack must be cause.
I love Miike movies! Vistor Q was on serious crack but Happiness of the Katakuris was on monkeycrack something fierce!!
monkeycrack by Lady Joker December 13, 2008