monkeyback

Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.

get this monkey off my back.
Stop being monkeyback. Stop annoying me all day.

monkeyback by karteler July 19, 2014

monkeybate 

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.

"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."

monkeybate by Ultbator August 19, 2019

Monkeybunked 

Monkeybunked, an informal way of saying "Owned" from the game "Boneworks"

Ford: You just got monkeybunked!
Null body: Hey!

Monkeybunked by Afuckingretardedbrit September 15, 2020

Monkeybagging 

When the gentleman is receiving fellatio from his good partner, and wishes to heighten the pleasure of the general act he may want to 'monkeybag' them. This involves the simple act of tugging the partner's ears away and perpendiclar to the head, thus causing a change in appearance to these as well as the shape of the oral cavity and lips. The surprised noise emitted (invariably also simian in nature) increases the stimulation on the gentleman's lingam whilst rendering the aforementioned partner even more ape-like.

"I had to use her earrings as a monkeybagging aid again. Dear Felicity, she can certainly cook a good breakfast but she needs help when she's feeding on Mr. Pickles"

Monkeybagging by Mr H G Stevens May 29, 2007

monkeylicker 

A person who does/says something incredibly offensive/repulsive. They can be referred, quite simply, as a monkeylicker.

"god, have you seen those hawaiian shirts Derek has been wearing lately? what a monkeylicker"

monkeylicker by Buggercakes January 3, 2004

Monkeyparking 

The practice of remaining inside a sexual partner after sex while waiting for another erection to appear.

"So I finished up but I was totally monkeyparking her"

Monkeyparking by onanthebarbarian May 7, 2014

moneymacker 

n. - someone who macks with his money - to get more money, women, power, cars etc.

Yoyo check out that Timothy Wong is such a moneymacker, with his bling bling and diamond rings, caviar chicken wings macking on girls named Lings.

moneymacker by K-Tsizzle July 31, 2005