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Monkey Turd 

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
Monkey Turd by Pattravers March 1, 2024

turd monkey

1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.
1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."
turd monkey by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

turd monkey

In Quebec, the ape who follows the first monkey and the second monkey.
We liked de first two monkeys, but de turd monkey trew de sheet at us.
turd monkey by Lordofspam January 13, 2009

Turd-monkey 

1.
a complete idiot.
someone who is practically dumber than a loaf o' bread
2.
A meanie
"Frag You!"XD

"Oh, you turd-monkey!!!" >:O

Ass Turd Monkey Fucker 

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend
Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties

Monkey shit turd 

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them
Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal
Monkey shit turd by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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