1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.
1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
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In Quebec, the ape who follows the first monkey and the second monkey.
We liked de first two monkeys, but de turd monkey trew de sheet at us.
by Lordofspam September 25, 2008
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1.
a complete idiot.
someone who is practically dumber than a loaf o' bread
2.
A meanie
"Frag You!"XD

"Oh, you turd-monkey!!!" >:O
by prep-hater :DDD yaaaa August 26, 2008
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Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend
Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
by Chris isgay Davis January 4, 2009
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a person who acts like they are slick but they are retarted as fuck and they are really gay
by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003
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an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.
"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"
by Ksmak July 22, 2006
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