Turd-monkey 

1.
a complete idiot.
someone who is practically dumber than a loaf o' bread
2.
A meanie

"Frag You!"XD

"Oh, you turd-monkey!!!" >:O

Turd-monkey by prep-hater :DDD yaaaa October 17, 2008

turd monkey

1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.

1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."

turd monkey by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

turd monkey

In Quebec, the ape who follows the first monkey and the second monkey.

We liked de first two monkeys, but de turd monkey trew de sheet at us.

turd monkey by Lordofspam January 13, 2009

Ass Turd Monkey Fucker 

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend

Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties

Ass Turd Monkey Fucker by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009

lucky turd monkey 

a cool person

he is a lucky turd monkey

lucky turd monkey by pooplkeis September 25, 2020

monkey turd 

1. a piece of monkey shit
2. a dumb person

Monkey Turds piss me off

monkey turd by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Turd pie monkey 

a person who acts like they are slick but they are retarted as fuck and they are really gay

Steven is a Turd Pie Monkey

Turd pie monkey by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003