Monke god

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Monke god, also known as (xrazorwire) on various platforms, is in fact the' monke god. All monke must obey and be fully content with the monke god.

Whomever believes in the xrazorwire(The monke god), shall have eternal life within the monke heavens, sacrifices of bananas and other various small animals will please the monke god and you will have his blessings. Many say those who's truly believe gain unusual mental powers, that's all can be said. All hail monke god!

Hey my friend just told me about xrazorwire, the "monke god" I'm truly a believer now.

Ever sinse I've been doing daily sacrifices to "monke god" I've been doing so much better financially!

Monke god by xRazoRwiRe April 22, 2021

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monke god

monke god means the god of monke. sometimes it is used for memes.

the monke god is the greatest

monke god by jimmy dogfish January 10, 2022

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temple of the monkey god

Temple-Shoots out plasma
Dart Monkey-Throws dart
Temple-Starts shooting out very slowly and dies to a BFB
Dart Monkey-2 shots a ZOMG

I worked so hard for a temple of the monkey god and I just realised that it had no sacrifices

temple of the monkey god by YT:Numbat Channel August 7, 2018

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Monkey Sun God

The Monkey Sun God originated from the "Bloons TD Series," TD for Tower Defense, made by Ninja Kiwi. It is an all-powerful being who devotes most of its time to popping balloons that are trying to attack a monkey village.

"The Super Monkey was finally turned into the Monkey Sun God, the all-powerful balloon decimator. Also known as the protector of monkeys.

Monkey Sun God by Monkey_Sun_God October 5, 2022

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Godzilla Vs. Monke

A movie where a walking nuclear power plant that destroys massive parasites and dragons from outer space fights big monke boi

Kevin: I’m going to get tickets to see Godzilla Vs. Monke wanna come
Jeff: Yes

Godzilla Vs. Monke by Jobeyl February 9, 2021

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monkey_god69

A amazing tiktoker that has a large following. He loves monkeys and plays rocket league

Monkey_god69 is my favorite tiktoker

monkey_god69 by monkey_god69 February 14, 2021

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You Goddamn Monkey

A white man referring to a black man

White Man: look at that monkey
Black Man: What did you call me
White Man: I said You're a Goddamn Monkey You goddamn monkey

You Goddamn Monkey by monkeyboi69 April 18, 2023

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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