monké
monké by The real monké January 4, 2021
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monke
our ancestors, monke, used to roam the land millions of years ago before we were born. their majestik monkeness has allowed us to evolve into the hooman. we must thank monke. we must praise monke. we must love monke.
monke by The Globlogabgalab February 8, 2021
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monke
monke is the best thing in the world even mroe good than hooman,
dumb hooman destroys the world and monke is just peacefull
dumb hooman destroys the world and monke is just peacefull
monke by monke man tom (epik) July 21, 2021
Monke
Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today?
Dude 2: no bro i didn’t.
Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen
Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!
*epic battle scene*
*Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser*
Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*
*monke god summons*
Monke god: u have done well bro
Dude 1: Yes god! I have!
Ending
Dude 2: no bro i didn’t.
Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen
Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!
*epic battle scene*
*Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser*
Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*
*monke god summons*
Monke god: u have done well bro
Dude 1: Yes god! I have!
Ending
Monke by monkegoddoode December 9, 2020
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