monkeyfuck

Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud
Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck
by Bungalow Bill March 04, 2003
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monkeyfuck

(noun) Meaningless expletive similar to "rat's ass" or "ratfuck," only more emphatic, a monkeyfuck being a step up from not giving a rat's ass or not giving a monkeyfuck.
I told him that I didn't give a rat's ass if he didn't like my fucking his girlfriend and he said he didn't give a monkeyfuck if I didn't like the beating he was gonna give me. Anyway, that's why I'm in the hospital. The doctors here don't give a monkeyfuck ... I almost never see one ... and my catheter bag is overflowing and is starting to turn bloody.

ratfuck don't give a fuck don't give a rat's ass don't give a ratfuck fuck-a-doodle-doo
by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 22, 2014
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monkeyfuck

same as clusterfuck. a big mess caused by too many people doing a task and getting in eachother's way.
Look at all these people pushing to get out the fireescape. What a monkeyfuck!
by wordguy September 28, 2012
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monkeyfuck

1.) When someone gets on top of their parter (Usually female, who is face down, laying flat.) and has sex with them; Sex Act.

2.) When someone is an asshat. (See Def. Asshat)

3.) When you get deprived of a prize that is due.

4.) Alternative for "Motherfuck"
Hey Jane, how did you like that monkeyfuckin?

You silly monkeyfuck!

What the monkey fuck!
by N4rF February 10, 2003
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Monkeyfuck

A fuck of a monkey, or fuck from a monkey. Weird and shitty in either case.
Wow, that dipshit is surely ready for a monkeyfuck. Or maybe a monkeyfuck is ready for him.
by AntiGop February 11, 2021
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monkeyfucking

getting multiple people working on a problem that is not worth their collective time.
Oh great, and now he's got half the office monkeyfucking this simple configuration issue
by mattly July 24, 2008
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MonkeyFuck

Using someones lit cigarette to light yours. Cigarette must be in person's mouth while lighting.
I can't find my lighter, Can I monkeyfuck you?
by KnapiLife December 13, 2011
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