One who admires or derives pleasure from (sexually or otherwise) mentally retarded or mongoloid people, particularly in respect to the legend that when enraged they possess the strength of ten normal men.
A: Dude, why are you running with a bunch of retards, you some kind of mongophile?
B: Hey, I just need a little extra protection, and don't want them knowing what's going down.
B: Hey, I just need a little extra protection, and don't want them knowing what's going down.
by biggs33 June 10, 2007
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A: Tell me again how it is that Tom is often able to find himself a woman? Struggling to think of even one reason why anyone should want to date him
B: It's simple, really- morophiles love him. He stands out brilliantly to them. Some people find it really attractive that his IQ only barely reaches room temperature
A: Oh, true, that explains it
2.
Whilst Michael's cheerful, unsolicited pronouncement to the group of unsuspecting classmates before him that '(hey, listen everyone!) I'm a morophile- someone who seeks the company of stupid people!' was not, in a general sense, inaccurate in any way, it did have the irksome quality of somehow implying that the utterer himself wasn't intellectually deficient, and that the people whose company he was in (whether they wished it or not) somehow were. So it was that several unamused faces turned dispassionately to regard the individual that had obliviously thought to pronounce this to them
A: Tell me again how it is that Tom is often able to find himself a woman? Struggling to think of even one reason why anyone should want to date him
B: It's simple, really- morophiles love him. He stands out brilliantly to them. Some people find it really attractive that his IQ only barely reaches room temperature
A: Oh, true, that explains it
2.
Whilst Michael's cheerful, unsolicited pronouncement to the group of unsuspecting classmates before him that '(hey, listen everyone!) I'm a morophile- someone who seeks the company of stupid people!' was not, in a general sense, inaccurate in any way, it did have the irksome quality of somehow implying that the utterer himself wasn't intellectually deficient, and that the people whose company he was in (whether they wished it or not) somehow were. So it was that several unamused faces turned dispassionately to regard the individual that had obliviously thought to pronounce this to them
by Charlemagne1993 November 17, 2019
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Man, I caught Richard in the carpark outside work whacking off over the bonnet of his Mondeo. He's such a Mondaphile.
by DanDut May 29, 2008
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B - "DUDE! You sure are one mangophile! Damn! "
B - "DUDE! You sure are one mangophile! Damn! "
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Get the menophile mug.One who expresses a fear of mentally retarded or mongoloid people, particularly in respect to the legend that when enraged they possess the strength of ten normal men.
A: Dude, don't be such a mongophobe, just ask him to give back your sandwich.
B: No way, if I piss him off he will tear me apart with his freakish strength!
B: No way, if I piss him off he will tear me apart with his freakish strength!
by biggs33 June 10, 2007
Get the mongophobe mug.A person(s) dedicated to studying the feeding habits of the species Kong. Best known by the original KING immortalized by movies, and most recently by the direct descendant Kalia immortalized by Summer TV, Kongs are known for their voracious appetite and thorough lack of self awareness.
KINGDOM
Animalia
° PHYLUM Chordata
• CLASS Mammalia
° ORDER Primates
• FAMILY Hominidae
° GENUS Foodus Maximus
• SPECIES Kong
KINGDOM
Animalia
° PHYLUM Chordata
• CLASS Mammalia
° ORDER Primates
• FAMILY Hominidae
° GENUS Foodus Maximus
• SPECIES Kong
While watching Big Brother this year to my astonishment, a member of the Kong species was seen. As a dedicated Kongophile, it was my duty to document, and publish the record. The Kong was seen eating, talking constantly and acting in a manner consistent with lower level primates lacking self awareness. This Kalia Kong also seemed to brag about beating small dogs, and wishes to change her name to Kongielle for some unknown reason.
by BaliaKong October 8, 2011
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