mondub 

Short for 'at work on Monday'.

Also - tuedub, weddub, thurdub, fridub.

"where you at?"
"mondub."

mondub by mholland January 17, 2008

mondeblue 

noun. A misunderstood or misstated idiom or saying. Usually an accidental combining of two sayings.
comes from the word mondegreen and the word blue (to make an error)

Examples of a mondeblue:

Off like a bucket of prawns in a sock (a cross between off like a bucket of prawns in the sun/off like a frog in a sock)
A chip off the old shoulder (a cross between a chip off the old block/a chip on your shoulder)
Missed the bandwagon (a cross between missed the boat/jump on the bandwagon)

mondeblue by thebiglad July 29, 2018

mondusive 

Very large amount, extreme, huge.

There is a mondusive amount of K.I.A. in Iraq.

mondusive by Juggalo Eddy August 30, 2005

Mundubu effect 

The phenomenon of someone looking a term up when they don’t know what it means to make it look like they are of higher intelligence than they actually are.

Person 1: “You will fall victim to the Mundubu effect in 30 seconds.”
Oblivious Person: *looks up Mundubu effect in order to act like they’re smarter than they actually are*

Oblivious Person: Screw you.

Mundubu effect by HappyCleaner82 September 2, 2022

Mondblut 

A greasy 40+ year old man who indulges in fictional child pornography because he hasn't seen the light of day for years

Jeff: dude why do you watch so much anime bro? Go outside and touch grass for once!

John: at least I'm not a Mondblut.

Mondblut by TRC sigma June 17, 2022

Mondobese 

The fattest of fat people.

After a diet of pizza and beer for the past four years, Harry went from plain obese to mondobese.

Mondobese by MiaMiaPantsonFia October 18, 2008

Mondebriated 

Being drunk, during the afternoon, on a Monday

"I was so mondebriated that I couldn't get out of bed on Tuesday!"

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment Blog

Mondebriated by Active Leisure August 12, 2009