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the person you become when your kids go mobile. Rather than talk to you they text or email or call you to help them with the daily challenges of their lives

Mom: (phone rings) hello

teen: hey, my class starts in 15 minutes and i don't know where it is can u look it up?

mom: yes, one minute please

teen: kay

mom: you are in north hall room 305 b

(under her breath, would you like me to unlock your car too?)

teen: kay

mom: (after hangup) thank you for calling momstar

momstar by cezz January 5, 2009

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Momotaro

Japanese story about a boy who was found in a peach by an old couple and went off to defeat a bunch of Ogres with his animal friends.

Momotaro = Peach Boy

Momotaro by Amelia Q November 14, 2004

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momster

What happens after your Mom counts to three.

Mom: 1, 2, 3
Child: Oh no, she's becoming a Momster

momster by Yermy Battled Warter December 8, 2016

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Momsta

Momsta®-(noun) a: a mother, mom, mum, mommy or motherly figure who: Loves, Provides and Protects with a FIERCENESS.

b: a female parent who realizes the power of her feminine energy and unapologetically walks in her FULL authority.

c. an unconquerable beast when protecting her: young, lineage and legacy.

d. a woman managing motherhood, family life and career

a. She is a momsta who will do anything for her children!

b. She is not a regular mom she is a momsta.
c. Serena William's is a certified momsta who has conquered giving birth and WIMBLEDON!

Momsta by Certified Momsta July 4, 2018

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Momstang

The new Ford Mach E, inexplicably branded as a mustang, is the mom jeans of sports cars

“Honey, can I take the Momstang to drop Austin off at soccer practice and pick Olivia up at her urban dance class?”

Momstang by Justin G. November 28, 2019

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monstar

a big star, celebrity

Michael Jordan is a monstar

monstar by Jessica November 24, 2003

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momster

A word used in conversation of siblings to complain about their mother. Comes from "mom" + "monster" = momster.

The momster is really angry tonight...

momster by Kitten123 July 28, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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