momstar

the person you become when your kids go mobile. Rather than talk to you they text or email or call you to help them with the daily challenges of their lives

Mom: (phone rings) hello

teen: hey, my class starts in 15 minutes and i don't know where it is can u look it up?

mom: yes, one minute please

teen: kay

mom: you are in north hall room 305 b

(under her breath, would you like me to unlock your car too?)

teen: kay

mom: (after hangup) thank you for calling momstar

momstar by cezz January 5, 2009

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Momotaro

Japanese story about a boy who was found in a peach by an old couple and went off to defeat a bunch of Ogres with his animal friends.

Momotaro = Peach Boy

Momotaro by Amelia Q November 14, 2004

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momster

What happens after your Mom counts to three.

Mom: 1, 2, 3
Child: Oh no, she's becoming a Momster

momster by Yermy Battled Warter December 8, 2016

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Momsta

Momsta®-(noun) a: a mother, mom, mum, mommy or motherly figure who: Loves, Provides and Protects with a FIERCENESS.

b: a female parent who realizes the power of her feminine energy and unapologetically walks in her FULL authority.

c. an unconquerable beast when protecting her: young, lineage and legacy.

d. a woman managing motherhood, family life and career

a. She is a momsta who will do anything for her children!

b. She is not a regular mom she is a momsta.
c. Serena William's is a certified momsta who has conquered giving birth and WIMBLEDON!

Momsta by Certified Momsta July 4, 2018