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the person you become when your kids go mobile. Rather than talk to you they text or email or call you to help them with the daily challenges of their lives
Mom: (phone rings) hello

teen: hey, my class starts in 15 minutes and i don't know where it is can u look it up?

mom: yes, one minute please

teen: kay

mom: you are in north hall room 305 b

(under her breath, would you like me to unlock your car too?)

teen: kay

mom: (after hangup) thank you for calling momstar

momstar by cezz January 5, 2009
Words you can keep

Momotaro 

Japanese story about a boy who was found in a peach by an old couple and went off to defeat a bunch of Ogres with his animal friends.
Momotaro = Peach Boy
Momotaro by Amelia Q November 14, 2004
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What happens after your Mom counts to three.
Mom: 1, 2, 3
Child: Oh no, she's becoming a Momster
momster by Yermy Battled Warter December 8, 2016
Momsta®-(noun) a: a mother, mom, mum, mommy or motherly figure who: Loves, Provides and Protects with a FIERCENESS.

b: a female parent who realizes the power of her feminine energy and unapologetically walks in her FULL authority.

c. an unconquerable beast when protecting her: young, lineage and legacy.

d. a woman managing motherhood, family life and career
a. She is a momsta who will do anything for her children!

b. She is not a regular mom she is a momsta.
c. Serena William's is a certified momsta who has conquered giving birth and WIMBLEDON!
Momsta by Certified Momsta July 4, 2018

Momstang 

The new Ford Mach E, inexplicably branded as a mustang, is the mom jeans of sports cars
Honey, can I take the Momstang to drop Austin off at soccer practice and pick Olivia up at her urban dance class?”
Momstang by Justin G. November 28, 2019
Michael Jordan is a monstar
monstar by Jessica November 24, 2003
A word used in conversation of siblings to complain about their mother. Comes from "mom" + "monster" = momster.
The momster is really angry tonight...
momster by Kitten123 July 28, 2005
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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