Momsta®-(noun) a: a mother, mom, mum, mommy or motherly figure who: Loves, Provides and Protects with a FIERCENESS.
b: a female parent who realizes the power of her feminine energy and unapologetically walks in her FULL authority.
c. an unconquerable beast when protecting her: young, lineage and legacy.
d. a woman managing motherhood, family life and career
b: a female parent who realizes the power of her feminine energy and unapologetically walks in her FULL authority.
c. an unconquerable beast when protecting her: young, lineage and legacy.
d. a woman managing motherhood, family life and career
a. She is a momsta who will do anything for her children!
b. She is not a regular mom she is a momsta.
c. Serena William's is a certified momsta who has conquered giving birth and WIMBLEDON!
b. She is not a regular mom she is a momsta.
c. Serena William's is a certified momsta who has conquered giving birth and WIMBLEDON!
by Certified Momsta July 4, 2018
Get the Momsta mug.When a Mother catches her son doing Gangsta Activities and slaps him around she goes "Momsta" on him
That boy was looting as the City was being mobbed. His Mother Caught him with his Gangsta Clothing on and went "Momsta" on him.
by Artfulcodger4444 April 28, 2015
Get the momsta mug.Big Ed Moustapha is the benchmark for greatness. See story:
Poody R. Glucks thought his ship had finally come in. He’d been chosen as a contestant on Let’s Make A Deal and was also fortunate enough to be selected as the finalist to select winnings from behind one of three curtains. His choice was curtain number two. To his delight, winnings behind curtain number one turned out to be a set of used tires and an empty beer bottle. The audience gasped as the contents of curtain number two were revealed. Poody couldn’t believe his luck! His prizes included 100 billion dollars cash, a 200 ft. yacht anchored off the French Riviera behind his new 20 million dollar villa. Not to be ignored were a new 2009 Ferrari F70, 3 mansions in Beverly Hills, New Hampton, and West Palm Beach, his own personal Leer Jet, free passes to the finest restaurants in the world, free lifetime wardrobes from the finest tailor’s money can buy, to name but few of his new possessions, all tax free. Poody’s greatest feelings of elation were about to change drastically however with the unveiling of the prize behind curtain number three.
Poody R. Glucks thought his ship had finally come in. He’d been chosen as a contestant on Let’s Make A Deal and was also fortunate enough to be selected as the finalist to select winnings from behind one of three curtains. His choice was curtain number two. To his delight, winnings behind curtain number one turned out to be a set of used tires and an empty beer bottle. The audience gasped as the contents of curtain number two were revealed. Poody couldn’t believe his luck! His prizes included 100 billion dollars cash, a 200 ft. yacht anchored off the French Riviera behind his new 20 million dollar villa. Not to be ignored were a new 2009 Ferrari F70, 3 mansions in Beverly Hills, New Hampton, and West Palm Beach, his own personal Leer Jet, free passes to the finest restaurants in the world, free lifetime wardrobes from the finest tailor’s money can buy, to name but few of his new possessions, all tax free. Poody’s greatest feelings of elation were about to change drastically however with the unveiling of the prize behind curtain number three.
For waiting behind door number three was probably the greatest gift ever available to mankind. That prize, was being granted the privilege of being allowed to smell the butt of The Big Ed Moustapha for an entire two minutes!!! You could hear the audience moan for miles! Poody’s heart sank. His feelings of sorrow and despair soon changed to anger and desperation. Eventually Poody had to be restrained and was forcibly removed from the studio. As he was being carried out, Poody was heard to be crying out: ‘I meant to say door number three!!’ ‘I meant to say door number three!!’.
by Big Ed Moustapha April 19, 2010
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Get the MOMTASTIK mug.When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas
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Get the ketchup moustache mug.A hot asf K-Pop Boy Group that has 7 perfect asf members that have flawless skin
Members:
Shownu
Wonho
Kihyun
Minhyuk
Hyungwon
Jooheon
I.M
Members:
Shownu
Wonho
Kihyun
Minhyuk
Hyungwon
Jooheon
I.M
by Totally Not An Android 2 August 5, 2018
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HEY DID YOU HEAR THE NEW MONSTA X SONG?
Ya, it's a bop. Have you seen them in real life?
NO BUT MAHN THEY ARE MEMES IN REAL LIFE.
Ya, it's a bop. Have you seen them in real life?
NO BUT MAHN THEY ARE MEMES IN REAL LIFE.
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