Momstang

The new Ford Mach E, inexplicably branded as a mustang, is the mom jeans of sports cars

“Honey, can I take the Momstang to drop Austin off at soccer practice and pick Olivia up at her urban dance class?”

by Justin G. November 28, 2019

Momstagram

Any Instagram account run by a mom usually following lots of wine accounts, posting pictures of children, pets, or feet after a pedicure, and commenting things like "wow DEBBY! What a nice pic of your family! Miss the kids!"

I was scrolling through my feed my mom had posted a picture of her wine glass with the caption "After a long day🍷❤️". Her account is a total momstagram.

by jay ray May 12, 2015

Mostang

What some people call a mustang to sound cool in front of their friends. They also use this term when asked by an owner of a foreign car what car the mostang driver has.

Pan Ku: Hey man what car you got, i have a twin turbo 300z that can easily smoke anything.

Bennie Jean: Naw man, i got a mostang, which i claim is superior than imports even though its slow as fuck and uses 30 year old design for a rear axle/suspension.

by бай хуй September 14, 2009

Monstanger

This is the phenomenon where, after drinking a highly caffinated energy drink, the person becomes highly agitated and iritated, and generally a pain to be around.

Last night Brent had about 4 energy drinks, by the end of the night I couldn't even be in the same room with him because of his monstanger.

by Trebleclef44 June 15, 2011

Momstagram

When your mom gets and Instagram specifically to stalk you and judge your friends. She may also compare you to your friends and say stuff like, "Look at that guy you should be more like him." She may also follow various organization accounts to inspire her. She will find many ways to find you on social media and then after that she will make a fake Twitter to follow you.

You can't post that! My Momstagram will see it!

by hotdog827 May 20, 2015

moustang

a ford mustang infested with mice

have you seen joes moustang yet

by GREASE.MONKEY July 15, 2022