momski

nickname for your mom

"Hey momski what's for dinner."

momski by Pacoroidrage May 2, 2010

momscience 

Stuff your mom heard about in the 70's but was proven to be wrong a while ago.

guy 1: You shouldn't eat too many eggs, they're bad for you.
guy 2: No, that's momscience. A large study was done several decades ago that showed a high correlation between eggs and high blood serum cholesterol, but subsequent studies have shown this to be a rather small effect, and nothing to be concerned about. The original study was flawed.

momscience by reddittheif March 3, 2011

moskitoo 

a mispelling of the word mosquito, often memes as a pokemon

hhhhhhhh*moskitoo noise*

moskitoo by em.pire_ June 20, 2020

Mumskif

A prototypical 1970's TV supporting actor known for hip polyester leisure suits and feathered hair (i.e., numerous guest starts from the shows Love Boat, Different Strokes, White Shadow, Starsky and Hutch, etc).

Mumskif's on the Love Boat tonight.

Mumskif by smutler October 24, 2009

Momkilf 

Mother of my kid(s) I like to fuck. A momkilf is an irresistible woman to the father of their children; a unique subset of the otherwise well known MILF acronym, however far more superior due to the parental, sexual, and likely emotional bond the mother and father share.

“Hey son, where’s your momkilf?”
“Damn, where’s momkilf when you need her. I miss her sweet and sexy ass.”

Momkilf by Leahthemomkilf July 11, 2018

Mooski 

A cow.

Look at that mooski grazing in the pasture

Mooski by Debski Medinski December 6, 2009

moski 

a person who is in the know about what is going on

he/she was moski about the whole drama situation last night

moski by edamommy May 21, 2007