momski
momski by Pacoroidrage May 2, 2010
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momscience
guy 1: You shouldn't eat too many eggs, they're bad for you.
guy 2: No, that's momscience. A large study was done several decades ago that showed a high correlation between eggs and high blood serum cholesterol, but subsequent studies have shown this to be a rather small effect, and nothing to be concerned about. The original study was flawed.
guy 2: No, that's momscience. A large study was done several decades ago that showed a high correlation between eggs and high blood serum cholesterol, but subsequent studies have shown this to be a rather small effect, and nothing to be concerned about. The original study was flawed.
momscience by reddittheif March 3, 2011
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Momkilf
Mother of my kid(s) I like to fuck. A momkilf is an irresistible woman to the father of their children; a unique subset of the otherwise well known MILF acronym, however far more superior due to the parental, sexual, and likely emotional bond the mother and father share.
“Hey son, where’s your momkilf?”
“Damn, where’s momkilf when you need her. I miss her sweet and sexy ass.”
“Damn, where’s momkilf when you need her. I miss her sweet and sexy ass.”
Momkilf by Leahthemomkilf July 11, 2018
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