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momscience

Stuff your mom heard about in the 70's but was proven to be wrong a while ago.
guy 1: You shouldn't eat too many eggs, they're bad for you.
guy 2: No, that's momscience. A large study was done several decades ago that showed a high correlation between eggs and high blood serum cholesterol, but subsequent studies have shown this to be a rather small effect, and nothing to be concerned about. The original study was flawed.
by reddittheif March 3, 2011
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MyScienceSong

I let iodine run
Trough my blood
But I will become
What is unbeknownst
I will become above for the love

of science
Coming at you with my CUP OF

PHYSICS
And I will list it on my chart
No I wouldn’t go to far
The elements are par some are small

And some are large
Elements are key to life if your

looking for

them then don’t strike you can find

them
In our life cut up plants and get a life
Don’t let em stuggle don’t

Let em’ fight alright?
Plasma machine guns
Science is the only cause
If you don’t have Provo
Then that’s your loss
-silence buildup be quiet-Economy is history and
So is the dust bowl
As history unfolds
We begin to learn more

And get o o o o old

-silence again-
Science out, Linaias
Found the cell cone
Straining out look
What we found all around
And it’s also so round
Yeah.
I let iodine run, through my blood
That’s “MyScienceSong!!”
by Olimationz October 27, 2020
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McScience

the unethical commercial exploitation of science, such as mischaracterization of a study's results in exchange for large grants from corporate sponsors
The claim that global warming is a hoax is a blatant example of McScience.
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mom-science

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)
Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)
by sometypeofbranch May 12, 2023
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