momsexual

half-assed witty term used by douchebags on message boards who often attempt to incite arguments with fewer qualities of douchebaggery

Did that guy REALLY just call me a momsexual?

by BNE March 24, 2008

Madsexual

Being in love or attracted to acting Madelaine Petsch

Kelly: I'm in love with Mads
Victor: that's means your Madsexual

by I'm kelly December 31, 2020

Mapsexual

a "Sexuality" for pedos that are attracted to minors that isn't and never will be accepted in the LGBTQ+ community
and no i don't support this shit

Person 1: Do you support mapsexual?

Person 2: Fuck no i'm not a pedo

by StarCloud February 3, 2021

melsexual

Sexual orientation: Melissa McBride. A phenomenon experienced by many fans of the television show The Walking Dead.

I used to be bi-/hetero-/homo- sexual, but now I'm just Melsexual.

by melsexual October 10, 2014

macsexual

A metrosexual type male, who was once a PC fanatic, who jumped on the modern day bandwagon and now owns a MacBook and an iPhone, or iPOD. This type also dismisses the popularity of the PC and commonly refers to any Windows based device as junk.

After his manicure and some shopping for 4VOO skin care products, Jeff stopped at the Apple Store and bought a MacBook and an iPhone after speaking with the salesperson for over an hour about how shitty PCs are. What a macsexual!

by cndnheat December 22, 2009

Tomsexual

When you love the animated character Tom way too much instead of that dumb commie Tord!

I identify as tomsexual

by The unknown creator August 4, 2017

Memesexual

When you are attracted to people who provide good memes/ can appreciate a good meme.

Is not to be confused with having an attraction towards a meme itself.

Inlove memer: he sent me an old dat Boi meme and I got a bit turned off but he made up for it with crying Michael Jordan.

Inlove memer's friend; woah that's like memesexual bro.

by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017