momito 

another word for mom

My momito made me breakfast.

momito by thubmaster3000 June 25, 2023

mojito diablo 

Rhum drink I created while working at the Fontainebleau in South Beach, Miami. To make one at home...
1 1/2 white tequila, 1/2 creme de cassis, 2 lime wedges, 12 fresh mint leaves, 3-6 oz 7-Up soda, 1 tbsp brown sugar.
Muddle sugar, mint and squeezed lime wedges in mixing tin until mixture smells like spearmint gum. Fill with ice, add tequila and cassis, shake until the tin is icey to the touch. Pour into a collins glass, top with 7-up and garnish with a sugarcane stick and fresh mint.

"Man, there are no manly cocktails out there."
"Sure there are. My Spiritual Advisor makes an awesome Mojito Diablo."

mojito diablo by vegasrew April 26, 2007

monitor vagina 

1. The space between monitors that exposes light when using a dual or triple monitor setup.
2. The gaping hole or crack between two monitors. If the dual monitor setup has monitors from multiple manufacturers, the vagina tends to be extremely wide (large).

1. "Wow Steve, you have a wide monitor vagina!"
2. "I like the electrical tape covering your monitor vagina!"
3. "Your monitor vagina just queefed!"
3. "Let me diddle your monitor vagina!"

monitor vagina by banger2o4 January 15, 2010

momtom 

The definition to call your mother to get her angry and stare at you confusedly. It is also a great alternative to 'bro' or 'dude'. Incredibly versatile.

Hey momtom, can you get me that remote?

What's up my momtom?
Yo momtom!!!!

momtom by cutt1efish December 29, 2020

Sober Monitor 

Someone who wants to rage their fucking face off but can't
and has to watch over the event.

Power Savage had to be a sober monitor at the rager because he was too power hungry at chapter meeting.

Sober Monitor by princessfratdaddy December 14, 2011

hall monitor

is an extension of it's true meaning. someone who polices the halls and rats on fellow peers for petty power, self esteem and approval from elders. someone who gets off or generally thinks they are in charge by randomly busting you. self appointed judges of anything.

who do you think you are, the fucking hall monitor?

hall monitor by coldchicken23 November 2, 2003

Hot mojito 

Badass women surgeons that take no shit, run a tight ship, and have each other’s backs come hell or high water

That doctor that took care of me at the hospital is one hot mojito!

Hot mojito by DrMojito April 27, 2022