Someone who spends too much time infront of computer and get a tan off the monitor instead of the sun

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.

Someone who spends their life infront on their PC Monitor instead of getting out in the sun.

Implying they get a tan from the Monitor

AKA Matthew Jackson