momitor 

synonymous to monitor, but changed to reflect the monitoring styles of ones mother, to keep an eye on; keep under surveillance.

Cari, wasn't able to sneak out for the party. Her parents momitor her to closely.

You can't say bomb in an airport, the government is momitoring us.

momitor by 5putn1k September 15, 2006

monitor vagina 

1. The space between monitors that exposes light when using a dual or triple monitor setup.
2. The gaping hole or crack between two monitors. If the dual monitor setup has monitors from multiple manufacturers, the vagina tends to be extremely wide (large).

1. "Wow Steve, you have a wide monitor vagina!"
2. "I like the electrical tape covering your monitor vagina!"
3. "Your monitor vagina just queefed!"
3. "Let me diddle your monitor vagina!"

monitor vagina by banger2o4 January 15, 2010

Sober Monitor 

Someone who wants to rage their fucking face off but can't
and has to watch over the event.

Power Savage had to be a sober monitor at the rager because he was too power hungry at chapter meeting.

Sober Monitor by princessfratdaddy December 14, 2011

hall monitor

is an extension of it's true meaning. someone who polices the halls and rats on fellow peers for petty power, self esteem and approval from elders. someone who gets off or generally thinks they are in charge by randomly busting you. self appointed judges of anything.

who do you think you are, the fucking hall monitor?

hall monitor by coldchicken23 November 2, 2003

I'll be monitoring your frequency. 

A cheesy way of saying "I love you" from the new Star Trek movie.

"Since you're Vulcan and can't express any emotion and this is the 22nd century with all this techy stuff and 'I love you' is used too much as it is I guess I'll be monitoring your frequency."

I'll be monitoring your frequency. by Crusty Meatball May 24, 2009

African-American Heart Monitor 

A Heart Monitor made by Peter Griffin when he was taking over his Father in Laws Company after his Father in law had a Heart attack. It has two settings Barry white and Bill Cosby.

African-American Heart Monitor : Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah....Aww he dead....

African-American Heart Monitor by 12201421245 December 15, 2009

Molitor

An extremely Dope family

Oh man he must be a Molitor

Molitor by Jakester313 June 18, 2018