momitis 

When your kids are too attached to you..

My 8 year old son won't stop following me.. He must have momitis] wants mom's love.

momitis by Mom- itis December 26, 2015

momitis 

Momitis (Mom-Itis) is a very common disease for mothers. It entails moms thinking that their children are the best in the world. It often involves over-complimenting. It can involve comparing the work of a child to a superstar. This can include comparing a child's music to a Grammy winning artist or writing to a Pulitzer prize author.

Mom: Steven, that song you wrote is as good as Hey Jude.

Steven: Um, no it isn't...you have a case of momitis.

momitis by fizzeh December 22, 2008

momitis 

Momitis:
Noun \'mam-i-tes\
1. A very common disease among mothers or those who are like minded. Symptoms include forgetfulness, insomnia; fear of teen drama, stretch marks, diaper explosions, and projectile vomiting.
2. Mom-like obsessions over unobtainable things, e.g., a clean house, alone time, obedient children, pre-baby body. Instead having to settle for PTA meetings, carpooling, school sports, and mini vans.

Example:
Mom (in a panicked voice): “Doctor, I’ve been so forgetful lately. I can’t sleep and I have so much to do that I can’t relax. What is wrong with me?”
Doctor: “It’ll be ok. It’s a very common disease. You have momitis.”
Mom: “Momitis? Can you cure it?”
Doctor: “No but studies show laughter helps.”

momitis by Calvotribe November 9, 2015

Moitism 

Originating from Hyderabad where they make good biryani. A young moit who looked like Shahrukh Khan used to nut on the biryani before it was served as his father could not afford salad cream. He would then tell the customers that it was the best salad cream in the world and could be used as steroids. People would not believe his outrageous and fabricated lies

Did he just say he banged Sam the Man?His moitism is going way too far!!!

Moitism by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018

Moitism 

Originating from Hyderabad (province in India), a young boy who was obsessed with the Indian dish biryani used to make up stories and fabricate lies to make himself seem great

Did he just say he was going to be a doctor and Cambridge university? I think that must be his inner-moitism

Moitism by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018

Moitism 

Originating from the Telugu phrase," మీరు స్టుపిడ్ ఇడియట్" moitism is when you say something outrageous and false to make yourself seem good

Did he just say he had shex? Don't listen to his moitism

Moitism by Chungus fungus BOI December 26, 2018

mamitis 

someone who has the tendency of depending on their mother too much
in spanish

ese muchacho no se debe casar. tiene mamitis!

mamitis by eric cervantes October 21, 2007