momdre

a madre who happens to act cool like mac dre

"Hey momdre why are you rapping in the shower?",
"My Momdre is way cool foo she ghost rides the whip when she picks me up from school"

momdre by 3m!ly........ April 2, 2009

Mordred

Of Arthurian legend, Mordred is the son and nephew of King Arthur. Son and nephew because King Arthur made the mistake of having sex with his own sister; therefore the general public thought Mordred was bad blood. Then Merlin, a prophet/wizard/whatever, predicted King Arthur's own son would someday kill him, so King Arthur sent 40 of his baby sons out to sea to die. Only one survived; Mordred.

Mordred was raised by a fishermother and fisherfather, then taken away by a sorceress named Nyneve to live with Mordred's mother in the Kingdom of Lothian. At age 15, Mordred went to serve as a knight to King Arthur. He was invited to the round table.

At age 27, Mordred died. Merlin's prediction was true; in the Battle of Camlann, King Arthur stabbed Mordred in the stomach, causing it to go all the way through his body. But at the last second, Mordred crushed King Arthur's head with a sword. This left Mordred dead, and King Arthur mortally wounded.

Now, in MY opinion, I think Mordred would NEVER had killed King Arthur if everyone didn't treat him as if he was a cursed child; In the book "I Am Mordred" by Nancy Springer, it explains much of this, but anyway, Mordred was shunned as, when he was little and nobody accepted him. Had not people avoided him, had not people feared him, had not King Arthur sent all his babies to die, they both would have lived and died peacefully.

I advise you to read "I Am Mordred" by Nancy Springer if you want to learn more. It's a great book.

Sir Mordred of Camelot.

Mordred by Kleptosporia April 19, 2010

mondre 

He's a very sexy man, everything about him is just great. Anybody with the name Mondre are usually great in bed and has a huge cock. Mondre is a great man.

"Oh damn its Mondre!!! That's daddy"

mondre by Monnie Cook December 28, 2016

Momdrunk 

The type of drunk moms get when they haven't been out in a grip. The level of intoxication that occurs after being out for the first time after childbirth.

"Holy shit Megan is Momdrunk, she's dancing on tables and letting people do body shots off of her postpartum body" drunk moms single clubbing

Momdrunk by Mamasdrunk March 30, 2015

momderwear 

n. 1. Underwear, undergarments, hosiery or other delicates belonging to ones mother which are commonly found hanging in the bathroom and cluttering the area.

2. Any instance of unattractive, large, control top or "granny" type underwear.

"I walked into your bathroom to pee, but I got attacked by all this hanging momderwear."

momderwear by NYC April 16, 2005

Modrew 

A combination of Momo and Andrew.

Modrew 2020!

MOMO LIKES ANDREW AND ANDREW LIKES MOMO

MOMO AND ANDREW SITTING IN A TREE, K I S S I N G.

Modrew by daddy1276 November 13, 2020

Momtreprenuer 

Mother + Entreprenuer

A "mother" who has also created a product or business while raising a family.

The word originated as the increase of mom owned and operated businesses started to boom in the last ten years when women who had previously been career professionals found themselves home raising a family.

She had been a marketing and sales professional for over fifteen years before getting married and having a family. She hated the styles and patterns of ugly children's car seats and felt limited in her options so she created a "car seat cover" using bold fabrics and fun prints and so was born a "momtreprenuer" product and business that went on to gain traction in the parenting goods marketplace.

Momtreprenuer by momtreprenuer May 9, 2011