NYC's definitions
An American "reality" show in which generally untalented nobodies compete in a large scale karaoke contest where they are urged to express themselves as individuals, yet are not accepted or praised until they look, act, think, and sing exactly as a generic Top 40 Pop singer, where the grand prize is a record deal with Simon Cowell's record label; ultimately creating a retail failure, as the "artist" is doing little else but singing songs other people wrote for them as they write no words nor play any instruments of their own, all of which is eventually blamed on Mp3 pirating for poor CD sales.
"American Idol is complete garbage."
"All of these people on American Idol are just singing karaoke."
"Who's going to be the next American Idol? Who cares. They're not musicians either way."
"All of these people on American Idol are just singing karaoke."
"Who's going to be the next American Idol? Who cares. They're not musicians either way."
by NYC January 20, 2006

"upstate" has nothing to do with "north". It is a colloquialism for New York State outside of the city
by NYC February 27, 2005

n. 1. Underwear, undergarments, hosiery or other delicates belonging to ones mother which are commonly found hanging in the bathroom and cluttering the area.
2. Any instance of unattractive, large, control top or "granny" type underwear.
2. Any instance of unattractive, large, control top or "granny" type underwear.
by NYC April 16, 2005

1. n. Taiwanese puppy whose hair has been dyed to match the markings on a panda, found on various websites and commonly used as an image icon.
by NYC October 16, 2004

1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.
Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."
Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."
Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."
Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."
Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."
by NYC April 9, 2006

by NYC October 16, 2004

1. n. A type of flatulation having dual escapes of gas where the first fart is released having a high pitch, and the second is released having a lower pitch; the tonal quality replicating the audio sound of Mario mounting Yoshi.
by NYC March 13, 2006
