Mombre
Mombre by Wynstenne Rose October 30, 2013
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Mombre
The state of a mama's hair in between long stints of having their hair colored. This style occurs somewhere between a 6 weeks highlight void and the full commitment to give up and grow out one's hair color.
Hey girl, you are really rocking that mombre today, and I love that you've taken to using your sunglasses for makeup. Keep up the good work keeping those tiny humans alive! (queue slow clap)
Mombre by BlessYourHeart August 31, 2016
mombie
a woman who has a child and becomes a different person than she was before (often a former feminist); her conversations all revolve around toilet training, feeding schedules, and the occasional housework; so-called because there's a certain glazed look in the eyes and she appears to have been brainwashed
Dana used to be pretty cool and loved talking about politics. Since she had her baby, though, she's a total Mombie--I asked what she thought of Obama and she looked at me blankly and asked if that was a type of stroller.
mombender
One who possesses the ancient power of mom-bending. Mombenders usually focus their energy on friends' moms, teachers, etc.
A: Jacks been staying over at my house every night for the past two weeks!
B: Really? I heard hes a mombender...
A: FML.
B: Really? I heard hes a mombender...
A: FML.
mombender by dessert_foxx July 9, 2011