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modren

The real name for "post-modernism"
It's the stage we got to after the "modern" age

Often misnamed the "digital" age, or the "age of information" by academic historians and other pitiful creatures who spend most of their short days trapped in a small room with a computer screen, we often forget that most of the world's population has no access to "digitalism" or even gives a shit about it since they're still worried about getting access to basic medication or food on the table or not dying in some kraut's imperialist wet dream (cheney, bush, reagan, mugabi, obama, putin, and all the world's rich cocksucking warmongers). And I'll be damned if you guys think we have any information worthy enough to name our collective existence after given the present state of affairs.

"Modrenism": (What emerged out of "modernism" )The idea that we have vast amounts of resources to feed and make the world function and use them "rationally" to serve a purpose with the least amount of resources possible.
And so it came to pass that, in the year 2011, at the dawn of the modren age...thirty percent of the population of the USA were self-destructively obese while children on the other side of the world were still dying of malnutrition. We live in ugly shitholes but use most of our metal on making cellphones and copious quantities of cars that are going to A)break down shortly, B) ferry us around to our little appointments with our little lives while we might be better off to chill a bit.

-Billydear, have you seen the new housing developments?
They're so exciting and modren!

-Wow, that's some really impressive modern art!
- modern art was eighty years ago, this is modren art, a deliberate break from the past.
by kidneyswap February 20, 2011
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Modern Warfare 2019

Andy: Bro what’s wrong?
John: Bro when I trying to cross the motherfucking street in modern warfare 2019 Some Campers fucking shot me to death

Andy:Oh Ok?
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Modern Warfare Remastered

The reason most people are going to buy Infinite Warfare. Taking the amazing game from 2007 and making it look like it came out this year.
Can't wait to get Modern Warfare remastered! I also get Infinite Warfare for free along with it but I could care less about that game.
by Assassin aprentice November 3, 2016
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Modern_Chris

A YouTuber with over 20,000 subscribers that is known for making Roblox content who lives in the United States of America. He is also quite involved and well known with the Roblox Twitter Community. He currently has 2 YouTube channels, his main one which is called Modern_Chris where he uploads Roblox news videos, how-to videos, commentary videos, and more with his other channel being Modern_Chris 2 which holds gaming videos on Roblox. His main channel has over 20,000 subscribers, while his second channel sits at over 200 subscribers.

The Modern_Chris YouTube channel was started on April 18th, 2014, but his earliest video which can still be watched was made on May 14th, 2016 under the title "My Movie". His channel has a combined total of over 3.5 million views with his most popular Roblox videos being called, "NEW ROBLOX STAR CODES RELEASED!" and "HOW TO GET MONEY IN BLOXBURG FAST! (WORKING 2020)".

He also has a TikTok and Discord which he is also quite active on and where you will see most of his legitimate fanbase.
"Modern_Chris is cooler than 99% of the people in this Discord server."
"Who is the 1%?"
by UrbanInferno June 29, 2020
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morenikeji

A graciously beautiful girl that is highly intellectual with an amazing body and oxymoronic characteristics
She is such a Morenikeji
by Kejilezz July 25, 2018
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modern love

Mediocre love, love in this "decade" or century"
How David Bowie sings it, " I don't believe in modern love" because basically humans suck these days cause society has molded them to not know what true love is
by Mindv3rmatt3rs June 25, 2016
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Modern Football

A term used the describe the negative aspects of (association) football as it stands today.

Specifically, Modern Football refers to:

- rip-off ticket prices and merchandise
- all seater stadia
- over-zealous policing and stewarding of football crowds
- players being traded like merchandise
- games being played at non traditional times

- teams changing places (see MK Dongs)
- foreign club owners who know sod all about anything
- the stupid amounts of money involved in the sport generally

What this means is that real, passionate fans are priced out from watching their own teams, and are replaced by corporate wankers who turn football grounds into soulless libraries. The few true fans who still go to matches are treated like scum by stewards and police.

With this much money involved the powers that be (FIFA, UEFA etc) are extremely corrupt, and are open to bribes; either money or sexual favours.

There are however, those who resist...

In Europe, lively, colourful and rowdy supporters known as Ultras are committed to fighting modern football. They are very organised and powerful; to the point, in some cases that they effectively run the club.

In other instances, disgusted fans have broken away to form their own club. For example:

FC United of Manchester from Manchester United
AFC Wimbledon from MK Dons
SV Austria Salzburg from FC Red Bull Salzburg

Football is ours, it's time to take it back.
Against Modern Football!
ACAB!
by skankmaestro January 24, 2011
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