molped

Getting pranked so hard your genitalia explodes killing you painfully.

molped molped

by Laxer_1738 July 24, 2015

Dirty Moped

Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.

'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"

by The Firezombie August 19, 2007

Mormon Moped

The act of getting a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously

These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!

by Mikejaret February 25, 2017

Moped

A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.

She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.

by dmpawley March 26, 2003

Mopped the Floor

To put someone, or something, to complete shame, or humiliation, and to better it in every capacity; to utterly outdo, outperform or outwit. The phrase is used to conjure sentiments of shaming to the point of using that thing for the lowly task of mopping the floor with. Generally used in past, or more rarely, future or prospective tense.

1. Peyton Manning just mopped the floor with Tom Brady.

2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!

3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.

by Bloodknight November 24, 2010

Molded

(Commonly pronounced "moded": to be embarrassed after losing a passionate debate or proven mistaken regarding factual subject matter, particularly if the mistaken person argued their point vehemently.

Dont tell me I'm stupid! L.A. isn't the capital of CaliforniaI just googled it and it's Sacramento like I said. You got molded!

by Southwest7 November 15, 2018

molded

To be proven wrong, shown up, faced

You looked for "Freaks of the Industry" under M.C. Hammer? Idiot, that's by Digital Underground. You are so molded!

by Pickle April 12, 2005