molped

Getting pranked so hard your genitalia explodes killing you painfully.

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by Laxer_1738 July 08, 2015

molping

Mashup of moping and Molly. Occurs when females named Molly induce sadness amongst their friends(s).

Dude 1: Yo man, I haven't heard two words out of Sparrow all week.

Dude 2: Yeah, ever since Molly left him for Bob in accounting, he hasn't been worth a shit.

Dude 1: He's gotta quit molping around man - pathetic!

by Shadooow December 01, 2010

molp

A very large joint, smoked only for a personal.

I'm going to saw some wood and smoke this molp.

by Phil Joly February 20, 2008

Molp

When you poo and pee at the same time
This is a rare occurrence for many

I managed to molp for the first time in 2 years last night

by Bethan Mint November 28, 2021