Skip to main content
To be defeated in a hand of poker, either by luck or skill. For an official milping to be registered, it must be discreetly video recorded (or at a filmed table) and announced aloud after the hand, to clearly let the opponent know that he has been milled, big time. Contrary to most showboating, gloating, and jackassery following a poker win (e.g., SHIP IT), the Milper must balance with an otherwise humble attitude and love for the game. He must also announce when he has been milled.
Oh man...7-9 is my favorite hand. You just got milped, big time.
milped by H24E April 2, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
nipple that got milked
that kid milped me
milped by nerdin n twerkin October 20, 2025
Related Words

Milked Out 

- adjective

A term used by Milked Out Outfitters to describe the state of having enough milk in which a baby wants grown-up food. Being over milk; fed up with milk.
Baby Justin is milked out, he wants tacos.
Milked Out by MOO_Baby December 23, 2020

Brittany Milned

To get drunker and stupider than anyone within 30 miles. Other forms of this behavior include slurring words, pounding back a Texas mickey of Smirnoff, etc.
Brad: "Hey man did you see Jake last night?"
Kyle: "yea he was Brittany Milned as fuck!"
to get an MIP from the cops.
"Dude I just got mipped!"

"Aw man that sucks!"
mipped by okeydokey080 February 15, 2010

Your tits just got milked 

A reaction to a funny or good insult
Person 1 "You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering"
Crowd Shouting "ohhhh your tits just got milkeddddd"
Getting pranked so hard your genitalia explodes killing you painfully.
molped molped
molped by Laxer_1738 July 24, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Load more