milped 

To be defeated in a hand of poker, either by luck or skill. For an official milping to be registered, it must be discreetly video recorded (or at a filmed table) and announced aloud after the hand, to clearly let the opponent know that he has been milled, big time. Contrary to most showboating, gloating, and jackassery following a poker win (e.g., SHIP IT), the Milper must balance with an otherwise humble attitude and love for the game. He must also announce when he has been milled.

Oh man...7-9 is my favorite hand. You just got milped, big time.

milped by H24E April 2, 2019

milped

nipple that got milked

that kid milped me

milped by nerdin n twerkin October 20, 2025

Milked Out 

- adjective

A term used by Milked Out Outfitters to describe the state of having enough milk in which a baby wants grown-up food. Being over milk; fed up with milk.

Baby Justin is milked out, he wants tacos.

Milked Out by MOO_Baby December 23, 2020

Brittany Milned

To get drunker and stupider than anyone within 30 miles. Other forms of this behavior include slurring words, pounding back a Texas mickey of Smirnoff, etc.

Brad: "Hey man did you see Jake last night?"
Kyle: "yea he was Brittany Milned as fuck!"

Brittany Milned by Poon snatch June 2, 2013

mipped 

to get an MIP from the cops.

"Dude I just got mipped!"

"Aw man that sucks!"

mipped by okeydokey080 February 15, 2010

Your tits just got milked 

A reaction to a funny or good insult

Person 1 "You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering"
Crowd Shouting "ohhhh your tits just got milkeddddd"

Your tits just got milked by IDFWU BITCH April 20, 2015

molped 

Getting pranked so hard your genitalia explodes killing you painfully.

molped molped

molped by Laxer_1738 July 24, 2015