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milftastic 

adjective, derived from the term MILF from the movie American Pie. A MILF is a Mother I'd Like to Fuck; MILFtastic is a term to describe such a woman who is usually old enough to have a teenaged kid but hot enough that most guys don't care and would love bang her hard all night long doggie-style.
Man, look at the cans on that MILF! They're huge. I'd love to tittie-fuck her. And that ass if fine, she's all-round MILFtastic!
milftastic by saskotis March 14, 2006

motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.
"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."
motasticate by Brian January 20, 2005

molastic 

something that is extremely slow moving. (excruciatingly slow.)
"The pacing of that movie was molastic, I thought it would never end!"

"This internet connection is molastic. I've been trying to download this file for an hour."
molastic by Hey, Strange May 10, 2008

mooktastic 

A term coined by a truly awesome English teacher. Mooktastic is the adjective form of "mook". Basically, it describes things that have the characteristics of a "mook" or dumbass.
This conversation is so dumb, it's "mooktastic"!

He: Your hair is, like, mooktastic!

She: Screw you. Your face is mooktastic!
mooktastic by Mightyguppy December 16, 2009

monktastic 

That Father McGillicuddy who gave the sermon this morning was Monktastic~
monktastic by A.C. Basbas May 28, 2008

molestastic

when you can molest.

only really really good!
wow, your dad is molestastic!
molestastic by stephahoee July 7, 2008