motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.
"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."
by Brian January 21, 2005
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Motastic

Wow man. That sure was one motastic piece off coolness.
by Bob17 October 04, 2005
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