moldovian 

russification of the word "Moldovan", a person born in Moldova

Hello are you from Moldova?

Yes im Moldovian.

moldovian by NiggaKilla39 May 10, 2023

Moldovan Back Lotion 

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

Moldovan Back Lotion by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012

Moldova 

n. The country that epic sax guy is from.

John: I'm going to Moldova!
Billy: Do you think you'll meet empic sax guy?
John: It's 2018, this is a dead meme

Moldova by datsacow November 4, 2018

Moldovan Road Trip 

That's when you pull over and shag in an abandoned building. Once only popular in Ratus, Moldova, it's taking the world over by storm

Stacy: "Hey, I had a date with Jake last night and he took me to the old mill."

Svetlana: "So you had a Moldovan Road Trip?"

Stacy: "Of course"

Moldovan Road Trip by antmaninthanosass April 18, 2019

Moldova 

Or Republic of Moldova, a land between Romania and Ukraine. A very small country in Eastern Europe, that officially holds 4 million people. The country used to be part of Romania, but Romania had to give it up to Russia at the end of WW2. Unfortunately, its government is still largely lead by communists, who managed to bring its situation down to despair. Its culture is strong, a hybrid of Romanian and Russian. Official language is Romanian, or a hybrid of Romanian with Russian words, but Russian is also largely still used. Most inhabitants speak both Romanian and Russian, or even some only Russian. Ethnically, the communists took a lot of Romanians out of the country and sent them to Siberia to die, and brought in Russians and Ukrainians to occupy the land. They are mixed(slav/latin). Moldova is known for their magnificent wine and for the Bucuria factory, which make high quality candy, which has been awarded as good as Swiss chocolate. And all of it is Bio. The whole prostitution and trafficking thing, I will not start bashing on them for it, because most of those women are lied to and lured into it without their knowledge, or only told half truths, and then forced into it. Making fun of someone's drama is utterly disgusting, immature, insensitive and stupid. Not to mention retarded and ignorant. And no, it's not the MAJORITY of Moldovan women who go into prostitution! And, also, the country is blessed with many gifted people, especially artists.

Hey, what country are you going to in Eastern Europe?
I'm going to Moldova.

Moldova by GiaFox May 17, 2011

Moldova 

Moldova is a country in Eastern Europe, located between Romanian and Ukraine. It was a part of Romania until it was annexed to the USSR as a consequence of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact of 1939. The language spoken in Moldova is Romanian, and the majority of population is of Romanian ethnicity. In spite of the communist denationalization and brainwashing, a lot of people from Moldova know their true origins and history and still didn't give up on the thought of uniting with Romania. People from Moldova hope that the situation will get better here and they will have a chance to aproach the European values and standards when they will have a new democratical government.

I visited Moldova last year.

Moldova by Daniellaa July 18, 2009

Moldonia 

A new country after unification of (Republic of) Moldova with Romania.

-Are you from Moldova?
-No, I'm from Moldonia.

Moldonia by Gaboantsa April 30, 2022