moldman

a man coverd in mold

u are a mold man

by duane benet September 28, 2003

Hans Moleman

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.

Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

Moleman United

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

by John Duckworth July 21, 2008

Moldania

A new country after unification of (Rupublic of) Moldova with Romania.

-Are you from Moldova?
No, I am from Moldania

by Gaboantsa April 30, 2022

moleman

Moleman, AKA Dipesh Khandu is an utter idiot and complete moron. It is rumoured that he has an octopussy and likes to rape old men.

Yuk moleman, you have scaly skin.
Moleman, you're a fag.

by viraL April 21, 2005

Moleman

The shrivelled man from The Simpsons who loves someone named Keith.

Person 1: You're gay for moleman!

Person 2: No, you're gay for moleman!

by rr76 October 13, 2011

moldran

A poker pro that is butthurt over every little negative comment on his stream. This guy says he doesn't care at all about money but infact cries all the time about that his stream doesn't have any income or not much atleast. Once he gets offers about getting donations he doesn't want them cause he is a pokerpro!

Moldran : OOOOH, PAIR OF 2's, I'LL GO ALL IN, MAYBE I CAN STEAL THE BLINDS Kappa

by Moldi December 27, 2014