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crêpe

a french dish,called pancake in the UK,in central europe palachinka
the ingredients:
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 eggs
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup water
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons butter, melted

preparation:
mix all the ingredients into a batter.
Pour the thin liquid batter onto a hot frying pan or flat circular hot plate, often with a trace of butter or oil spread out evenly across the pan's surface.Spread the batter all over the pan. Then flip it once,then serve it

serving:
Usually they are folded or rolled
You can eat it as a meal with meat,eggs,ham,spinach,... Or you can eat it as a dessert with jam,ice cream,Nutella,bananas,...
sugar,maple syrup,lemon juice,whipped cream are popular toppings for Crêpes
person 1:dude,what are you making?
person 2:pancakes
person 1:aren't those crêpes?
person 2:we call it pancakes
by bejbikiler December 10, 2006
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the most incredible food possibly know to man. it is an extreme blast of deliciousness in your mouth with a surprise of delectable insides. either choclate, jelly, sugar, cinnamon, or whatever else you can think of. Best if eaten in Switzerland
Oh man,this hazelnut crepe is AMAZING!!
by Symmetry September 3, 2005
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a stupid and triggered person who keeps throwing bad insults at you
Go away you weird crepe!
by dogeshakespereare October 20, 2018
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1. (n.) A condition of skin-yellowing, sagging, drying and wrinkling associated with an aging woman's body. Most often the term "crepe" is used to describe the sagging, leathery skin comprising and surrounding a post-menopausal woman's vaginal, thigh and buttocks area.

The term is often used in a sexual context; Jack Nicholson, an American actor famed for both his career in film and his sexual promiscuity, coined the term in a published, 2006 interview with Rolling Stone magazine's Eric Hedegaard in a cover story entitled "Jack Nicholson: A Singular Guy."

Below is a direct quotation from the segment of the interview where Nicholson discusses his experience with older women:

"You know there's certainly more than one person that I've seen maybe thirty years, intimately. Unexpected by me. I have the normal things that people have. You know, Mom sitting on the toilet, scared, 'Gee, you know, when you were little,' or whatever that is. You know what I mean. 'Oh, am I going to be able to deal with crepe?' or whatever the fears are." --Nicholson

Note: A geriatric/older woman with liver spots covering her body would have "blueberry crepe" while a black woman would have "burnt crepe."

2. (n.) A type of pancake commonly consumed in France, Belgium and upscale Bistros in the United States. Not to be confused with an old lady's saggy vagina. Generally has an accent over the first "e."
Guy 1: So how was that MILF you took home from the club last night? I bet she was an animal in bed...

Guy 2: I actually couldn't get an erection once I saw her crepe.

Guy 1: Dude you're gay, older women are hot.

Guy 2: Listen man, if you saw the yellow-brown, leathery, saggy vagina I saw-- you'd puke. It was CREPE city!
by Murr Crismus January 31, 2010
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Charles Nicholson "I love being a major crepe" "I am the general crepe" "I am the mother-fucking CREPE !!" "You crepeing bro?"
by Crep'in February 6, 2013
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1) A common misspellation of crap.
2) A baked thin thing, like a waffle, that you put sugar on.
1) Person 1: Man, I gotta take a CREPE!
Person 2: Don't you mean CRAP?
Person 1: Oh, yeah...
Person 2: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot*
2) Person 1: I just love Crepes with sugar for breakfast!
Person 2: Man, you SICK fuck!
Person 1: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot whose head is still in the 5th grade toilet*
by Bob Smith February 25, 2005
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A girlfriend who is so lazy you have to roll her off you when cuddling like a crepe. Will often reside folded up on a bed in a crepe-like manner.
My girlfriend is such a crepe, it takes all my strength to get up sometimes
by symphonic July 25, 2016
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