moistcosity

The viscosity of a womans jizz

Her panties were stuck to her virgina because of moistcosity

by Wayne Chase-Dunlop April 18, 2018

Monstrosity

One of the best "real" words in the English language.

A term to describe something monsterous or hideous.

What is that monstrosity on your head!? Is it a dead bird? O.O
"It's my favorite hat." *awkward silence*

Queen(Bohemian Rhapsody):
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!!

Bob: What is he building?

Me: A monstrosity. :)

by lauren's awesome words September 30, 2010

Hideous Monstrosity

1)A creature that is appalling in physical appearance.

2) A person that has disgusting, monster like features.

That fat bitch over in the corner is a hideous monstrosity, I'de rather die than sleep with that ogre.

My friend is a hideous monstrosity, he looks like the offspring of a drunk hippo and a retarted platypus.

by Crazy Chris and G-Zus March 31, 2005

cock monstrosity

a male member that is mammoth in both girth and length.

her pussy gotbeaten to death by that cock monstrosity!!

by D Sanchez May 13, 2005

Moistosity

Moistosity is the scientific term for determining the level of moistness in the air.

"Hey Jackson, the wind is really wet today, what is the moistosity?"

by 99centTroyBolton October 9, 2018

momstrosity

A mother whom is impossible to satisfy or please and is always in the middle of drama.

She was going crazy at the PTA meeting and she was an absolute Momstrosity.

by JimmyJames16 December 3, 2017

Momstrosity

A mother who is controlling, manipulative, angry and just a serious bitch.

She blew up at the babysitter for her being two minutes late, she was being a Momstrosity.

by JimmyJames16 December 6, 2017