What is that monstrosity on your head!? Is it a dead bird? O.O
"It's my favorite hat." *
awkward silence*
Queen(
Bohemian Rhapsody):
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!!
Bob: What is he building?
Me: A monstrosity. :)