Moistosity 

Moistosity is the scientific term for determining the level of moistness in the air.

"Hey Jackson, the wind is really wet today, what is the moistosity?"

Moistosity by 99centTroyBolton October 9, 2018

Monstrosity 

One of the best "real" words in the English language.

A term to describe something monsterous or hideous.

What is that monstrosity on your head!? Is it a dead bird? O.O
"It's my favorite hat." *awkward silence*

Queen(Bohemian Rhapsody):
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!!

Bob: What is he building?

Me: A monstrosity. :)

Monstrosity by lauren's awesome words September 30, 2010

Moistivity 

The measure/estimation/feeling of how moist an object is.

Would you like to feel the moistivity of my lips.

Moistivity by #1_funfan December 1, 2016

Hideous Monstrosity 

1)A creature that is appalling in physical appearance.

2) A person that has disgusting, monster like features.

That fat bitch over in the corner is a hideous monstrosity, I'de rather die than sleep with that ogre.

My friend is a hideous monstrosity, he looks like the offspring of a drunk hippo and a retarted platypus.

Hideous Monstrosity by Crazy Chris and G-Zus March 31, 2005

cock monstrosity 

a male member that is mammoth in both girth and length.

her pussy gotbeaten to death by that cock monstrosity!!

cock monstrosity by D Sanchez May 13, 2005

moistisity 

Moistisity

Keat can feel the moistisity in the air

moistisity by Nothingcosyourwrong March 24, 2018

momstrosity 

A mother whom is impossible to satisfy or please and is always in the middle of drama.

She was going crazy at the PTA meeting and she was an absolute Momstrosity.

momstrosity by JimmyJames16 December 3, 2017