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mogladon

A situation, environment, narrative, behaviour, act, sense, feeling, emotion, smell, affect, effect, taste, or appearance which's awareness creates the effect of higher moggle (H. Moggle). The moggle will only girate with sufficient speed assuming the disallowance of unaware Donns's is complete with the appropriate diligence.

The lack of the aforementioned may indicate a strong inclination towards situations which do not, have not and never will have anything remotely mogladonish !

After many years of strict dedication you will not find the disillusion of information concerning the regularity and favourable conditions of mogg / donn switching.

For further information please contact your local mogladonist, details of which can be found on chanel 5 teletext.
"Did you see what happened to archebold?, it was so harrowing, but at least Mogladon.

"I do believe I smelt and dismounted a mogladon"

"Tracey I was just in the loft chasing that dam moth, when I noticed to my eternal disdain we are the unlucky owners of five very live hives (one of which are both more docile than them all) , have a look next time you go down there, see what you can hear"
by anonymous November 14, 2021
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Megladong

A big dick diver. A commercial diver who's dick is so big it could be mistaken for a huge shark.
Holy shit, everyone out of the water, there a Megladong by Blackburn
by JWATT85 November 10, 2018
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megladon

a giant swag shark that eats whales in one bit, worships Sylvies, Catrinas, and Janelles, and doesn't give a fluck
all the megladons gatherd in the temple to worship their gods and eat a big whale dinner
by megladonlover elevendyseven December 31, 2014
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Mogadon

1. Medical: a drug used as a heavy sedative.

2. 'A thinking man's mogadon', something that would put a man of intelligence to sleep.
The Economist is a thinking man's Mogadon.
by robh353 June 30, 2005
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megladong

A very Large dick, often reffed to with the Caucasian race.
All the bitches want my megladong.
by Ryan Guden and T. Thurs May 12, 2008
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Megladong

An extremely large penis that grows in size as the myth of the dong gets bigger.
There is no possible way that you can fit megladong in your butt.
by Megladong69 August 10, 2018
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Megladon Uniboob

A Person Appearing To Have One Gargantuious Boob.
That Person Appears To Have One Gargantuious Boob, That Is A Megladon Uniboob.
by Whales.Are.Us🐋💨 April 9, 2015
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