mofair

(1970's term) MO'-fair (noun)
any inanimate object, place, or event.

Boy, that car he drives is an ugly looking mofair!

by SirRalph December 27, 2011

mohair

A used to be friend who gets a girlfriend and then you never see him again.
Also can be a synonym for gay or homosexual.

Hey best friend we are going out for our weekly tradition of man night that has been going on since 1972. No one has ever missed a day, your going to come right? ...No man i cant make it, i have to go to the icecapades and then watch the Note Book with my girlfriend......dude you are so mohair!!!

by Timmy tim tim timmy March 25, 2008

mohair

A silky material used to make awesome ties. Also refers to a gay person or a gay action.

Did you just look at that guys package? That was so mohair...

by Deeez November 9, 2007

MoFire

'MoFire' combines the official definition of 'mo' and the slang term of 'fire'. Mo means a short period of time, and 'fire' in this case means to be 'cool'. Therefore, being a 'Mofire' means to be very cool for a while, or have a 'cool' moment.

Wow, I can't believe he was brave enough to get that puppy out of the sewer! Totally a MoFire moment!

by Elhh March 18, 2019

mofart

An old man who is grumpy. An extremely miserable old fart.

check out that curmudgeon, he's such a mofart~!

by Purdy Murdy January 22, 2012

Mohair Mojito

This is when a person preforms oral sex on another person with exceptionally hairy genitalia.

Dispite popular preference, Jose will always prefer Mohair Mojitos.

by negativecr33p December 8, 2017

mohair knickers

describes quite the pelt, a very hairy vagina.

Tell her to groom the mohair knickers;
looks like she's ready to sprout cucumbers and tomatoes outta that thing!

by weave March 19, 2003