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MOfart, abbreviation for the term "miserable old fart" Term used to describe someone of any age who has a tendency to be grumpy, cantankerous, irritable and ill tempered without reason or provocation.
Man he can be such a MOfart!
MOfart by Princess_Merle February 9, 2012
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One bad ass mofo who could rock the piano like no one else.
Bach ain't got nothin' on Mozart.

When I grow up, I want to be just like Mozart.
Mozart by Clyde November 12, 2004
is the act of dropping out of a chat conversation. It's an exaggerated act of Mofat when one initiates the conversation and instantly go away.
Dude, did you chat up with Jo online?

No man, he said hi then pulled a Mofat.
Mofat by neverawayonchat February 16, 2010
The greatest musical mind ever to live. Only a handful of people can compare with him in terms of musical proficiancy.
Anyone who denies Mozart's musical supremacy lacks logic.
Mozart by 999999999999999999 August 21, 2010
Gas caused by consuming fast food.
You should have smelled the McFarts that those taco bell chulapas gave me!
Mcfart by onewhoknew July 11, 2009

Mozart Fart 

To cut the cheese in a particularly tuneful way, especially in the upper regions above G4.
"By Jove Nicholls!! Did you just hear my Mozart Fart?? Worthy of a standing ovation I'd say!"
Mozart Fart by Befferson 2 March 10, 2014
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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