mohair

A used to be friend who gets a girlfriend and then you never see him again.
Also can be a synonym for gay or homosexual.

Hey best friend we are going out for our weekly tradition of man night that has been going on since 1972. No one has ever missed a day, your going to come right? ...No man i cant make it, i have to go to the icecapades and then watch the Note Book with my girlfriend......dude you are so mohair!!!

by Timmy tim tim timmy March 25, 2008

mohair

A silky material used to make awesome ties. Also refers to a gay person or a gay action.

Did you just look at that guys package? That was so mohair...

by Deeez November 9, 2007

mohair

A person of likeness to a goat and gandalf.

Good gracious, are you wearing socks made of Mohair?

by Poooooooo April 5, 2008

Mohair Mojito

This is when a person preforms oral sex on another person with exceptionally hairy genitalia.

Dispite popular preference, Jose will always prefer Mohair Mojitos.

by negativecr33p December 8, 2017

mohair knickers

describes quite the pelt, a very hairy vagina.

Tell her to groom the mohair knickers;
looks like she's ready to sprout cucumbers and tomatoes outta that thing!

by weave March 19, 2003

Edward Mohair

The famous and highly-likeable veteran actor with a dignified manner and British/Irish accent who was known for his long/abundant cranial-plumage.

It's really too bad that Edward Mohair passed away just a few months before Locks for Love was established, or he could have donated some really nice tresses for their cause.

by QuacksO February 8, 2019

Mohaimen

He's probably the most hilarious, easy-going, intelligent, striking and exceptional human being you have ever met in your entire life. He says that he is a lonely stoner but is the opposite of lonely because he is constantly surrounded by his awesome gym class lowlife friends. The use of marijuana in his everyday activities makes him the curious, weird, creative and incredible person he is today. He is always zoned out in his own world. He has a dope taste in music and likes to listen to a lot of underground artists, but his favorite artist has to be Kid Cudi. Mohaimen is very tall, almost 6 feet actually and his favorite color is blue. He likes to think about life and all it's possibilities. You can find him on his PS3 playing 2k13 or just roaming around looking for a good time. He has a bad memory, but can remember the important things. He has a very deep voice but it sounds really cool. Mohaimen is a handsome guy and is also a gentleman. He is a peacemaker and tries to avoid conflict. He is just a chill ass dude with good vibes and you can always feel comfortable being around him. A hobby of his includes collecting and selling sneakers. Mohaimen enjoys reading books but favors the thriller and mystery genre. He's interested in technology and computers and can see himself pursuing that in the future. He has a lot of things going for him. He's caring, kind and sweet. Mohaimen is somebody you want to hold onto because you'll never meet anybody like him.

Guy 1: "Dude why are you so dull and boring?"
Guy 2: "Idk man."
Guy 1: "Dude you need to chill with Mohaimen he's one dope ass dude!"

by Euphoric sensation October 6, 2012