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ma-ku-mint (noun)
1. a hundred thousand of a currency.

2. a document giving someone a hundred thousand of a currency.

3. a counting unit
He won five macuments.
John signed the macument.
Gerald picked a macument for his observational study.
macument by grene556 December 18, 2023
maument (n)

The moment when mau has a brain fart and says stuff that the server can use to bully him later.
Mau: 13*4 = 51
Rumi: That's a maument!
Maument by Irish Republic Army December 11, 2021
Macamento (noun) the capital of california otherwise known as Sacramento.Northern california valley.
"We reside in macamento"
"They go hyphy in macamento"
macamento by MoniqueSI October 4, 2006
Maculent (macul- maculate, apperance, clothing, tidiness), ent- state of being. Maculent your state of being regarding clothes, apperence, exc.
how maculent do i look in this dress?
Maument (n. )
The moment when mau realizes that he said dumb stuff

Definition open to modifications.
look he/she is having a maument.
look they are a having a maument.

- ira
maument by imchomuwu November 25, 2021

manumentumaphobia 

The phobia of someone stepping on your hands when they're on the ground
Comes from latin for hands (Manus) and floor (pavimentum).
I have this, even though I just made it up.
Billy: Hey, bob, how ya doin today?
Bob: Terrible, because some idiot just stepped on my hands like a friggin'... I don't know, minecraft pressure plate, or something
Billy: Dang, but you gonna get over it, right?
Bob: Hell naw, I got, like, manumentumaphobia, or something.
Billy: The hell is manure mental phobia?
Bob: I made it up :/
Billy, in his head: He is definitely braindead.
manumentumaphobia by applesaue December 9, 2024
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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