Monumentus

When something is so amazingly awesome that no other word could possibly describe it other than this...

Stoner Surfie 1: Woahh dude, that wave was fuckin' gnarly....

Stoner Surfie 2: No dude, no (shakes head)... It was freakin monumentus!!!

Stoner Surfie 1: Duuuude, up high (they both high five and fall over under the stuper of their junked-up frenzy...)

Monumentus by Mr Junty September 30, 2009

1500 Monument 

A commercial center located on Monument Blvd in Concord, California used by Sureño gang members for selling drugs and weapons.

Ex. 1

Sureño subsets in Concord utilize the business complex at 1500 Monument Blvd. in Concord, CA (herein, “1500 Monument”) to “post up” (i.e. hang out at a location) and sell narcotics and firearms. Sureño gang members often refer to 1500 Monument as “The Box” or “The block.”

Criminal Complaint, USA v. Cruz et. al., September 8, 2020

Ex. 2

Lil Neto: Hey fool! All my connects are locked up in the MDF or got sent to Brazil! I need 5 zips, 2 decks and a K-ter RFN!

Bam Bam: Don't stress homey! Just go down to 1500 Monument on the Bully and you'll get served!

Lil Neto: Isn't that the strip mall with the Chinese restaurant that serves that bomb ass Wuhan bat soup?

Bam Bam: That's it! Get me a couple soups while you're down there at The Box!

1500 Monument by FAIMnatic October 6, 2020

Monumental Cock 

Monumental Cock is when your cock is so erect it stands like a monument. It stands so high and hard.

I didnt want to say anything but Pat has a Monumental Cock.

Monumental Cock by umessinwitdawronguy July 26, 2010

Monument Mountain Regional Highschool 

A low budget decrepit school from the 50’s in Great Barrington massachusetts. It’s about as full of asbestos as it is Trump supporting, gay hating country boys. It has a distinct smell of mold and burnt Juul pod. The shop teacher is pretty cool though I guess.

Friend 1: Hey bro I heard you go to Monument Mountain Regional Highschool so who’s addicted to nicotine there?
Friend 2: I think it’d be easier to list everyone who’s not.

Monument Mountain Regional Highschool by Dammrhsboy December 15, 2019

Monument 

Monument is a small truck-stop town in Colorado located roughly in between Colorado Springs and Castle Rock. To the citizens of Monument, this place is known for the excess of preps, white trash, a huge pop-punk music scene, and bitchy people complaining about how they don't like some aspect of this town(like me). If you ever visit Monument, tourist attractions are:
-Getting drunk
-Getting high
-Having sex
-Getting drunk, high, and having sex on Mt. Herman.

1. Wow, the music in Monument all sounds the same. Let's go camping on Mt. Herman.
2. Typical Monument kid: "omg I hate Monument ther iz nuthing to do lulz!!1"

Monument by MikeB666 June 27, 2007

Monument Mythos 

Monument Mythos is an analog horror series based around the American national monuments such as the Statue of Liberty. Created by Alex Kansas, the series has two seasons.

Monument Mythos is a series created by Alex Kansas.

Monument Mythos by ughsdjf;dlghbsgkd;jfg May 4, 2022

monumental 

To go monumental is to be infatuated by one's ego to the point of acting in a exaggeratedly pretentious way. People who go monumental say things or produce art that is boring and crappy, while at the same time being ostentatious, overblown and pompous. This often creates a mental breakdown which causes the person who goes monumental to loose all contact with reality, and thus their very existence becomes utterly meaningless.

Guy 1: What's wrong with Larry? He's been acting like such a jerk!
Guy 2: I know, man. He's gone monumental.

monumental by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016