1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.
Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.
when you were in school did you ever wanna sit at the popular table but then you remembered you simply just weren't that cool? well now with the invention of discord, you can finally feel like a real top kek. all you have to do is prove your worth to the mods of the h3h3 server and pass a vigorous voting process. once you're in the clear, remember you wouldn't want to lose your place in their esteemed hierarchy so don't go posting those private DMs of members saying one thing but in general chat saying another. oh and never ever speak your mind (that'll get you blacklisted on the internet for good). be the sheep they're looking for and you'll have yourself a great time!
A quality grime MC from Manchester. He's really good at story telling, he talks about his childhood and his area a lot in his lyrics, He reps his area more than any other MC in the Grime scene and he says Manchester's area code '0161' a lot, He also had beef with London MC 'Chip'.