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mizzlet

A strong queen like creature who finds pleasure in hugging trees, piglets, sheeps, ducks, hens, rocks, badgers, foxes, horses, humans, guinnie's, mice and any other part of this earth.

Normally found in close proximity to a lozzy who is following her strong sent.

Beware!! If upset stomping can ensue, causing critical damage to nearby infrastructure - if upset and stomping please cure with love and sweet treats.
Hey that hippie is such a mizzlet, i want to be like her one day!

Lets go lock on outside a McDonalds Mizzlet.
by lozzylozzyeoooo November 3, 2021
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muzzletoff

i.e. mazel tov, lit. meaning "good fortune" in Hebrew and Yiddish. Jewish people use this expression to congratulate each other when something good happens, meaning something like good for you, well done, or congratulations.
A: I just passed my driving test.
B: Muzzletoff!
by semicolumn January 26, 2009
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Mizzle Crizzle

Variant of Moon Cricket. Also meaning nigger, porch monkey, yard ape, boot lip, knuckle dragger, etc.
Fried chicken and watermelon is a delicacy among many a Mizzle Crizzle!
by Hitman 12 May 21, 2015
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jizz flaping mozzletump

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket
guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".
by blablablablablahaha March 4, 2011
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sizzle ma dizzle, mizzle fizzle

Snoop slang for 'suck my dick, mother fucker.'
"Yo best respizzle my shizzle, or sizzle my dizzle, mizzle fizzle."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
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black and mizzle

The resulting product of an emptied "Middleton" Black and Mild cigar, that has had the carboard insert removed and contains a mixture of the original tobacco and marijuana.
Let's roll up some black and mizzles and take them to the bar.
by Charface March 9, 2004
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mizzle

A type of weather between mist and drizzle; very fine, almost cloud-like, rain.
I hate this mizzle; I'd rather it rained properly!
by Peckers August 13, 2005
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